Hatch

Mellor is a useless fat lump. But then again, that was my opinion of Beattie as well, and he did OK.

because they used MY money to buy the ticket.

It was front page news before they even knew he was, never mind who his father was. First editions of the papers showed him swinging on the Cenotaph with the caption that it was a girl.

Good Invention.

I fancied Ian Turner

fat C*&%$ I bet he can't even count to 161

only seen it has been claimed, does he have a job? if he is unemployed I am going to sue his arse.

same as a few others, I donate tens of thousands every year to help thick lazy people with a supply of fags and cider.

These photos were taken just seconds before Tevez got his cock out.

Not a penis out, but Reyes had his penis bitten by a team mate after scoring a goal once in la Liga

some umbro kits that i have been wayne king over.

maybe he wasn't offered the shirt number he wanted.

Those bloody car parking charges again.

It will be a black , disabled, blind , muslim , lesbian , Socialist who supports Pompey.

It has to be a brand new design, it just has to be. To leave the 'launch' this late and then it just being the same as someones elses, but in red and white , would just about be the most stupid thing ever.

I still prefer the term leotard insterad of kit.

I'd love to have a go. Once. and Wonga dot com can charge 4000% APR so big percentages do exist in real life.

I have absolutely no idea who wil win. Don't think it will be one of the favourites, so I have plumped for Dustin Johnson, Ricky Fowler an Sergio.

irony, Blatant banning offense.

killing the forum from within.

why the banning now. ****ing pathetic...it really is.. I'd ban all the mods. Give them a job in a library so they can boss little kids around by telling them to be quiet.

no pics?

rule 1 her tits

Some people take things way to seriously. That's the problem with this forum Do they behave the same way in the pub, they must be a nightmare to be with.

The match day threads are postings such as 'corner' 'I can hear the crowd' 'time for a sub' To be honest, I can probably continue my life without such visionary commentary and still sleep at night.