Hatch

Barry White

so that's a yes from you then?

what was the name of that cookery show that used to be on in the middle of the night..

looks like those murdering bastards are going to go down for his murder after all. Good news.

Colin. That's worth double, because it would also be on the paedo names thread.

Mohammed

Winston

£10m now plus 25% sell on fee. and a dozen track suits.

as of ten minutes ago. No. I've got nearly 10k of tickets pending, mostly for overseas colleagues who got me to apply for them.

Poznan belongs to ...Poznan. Citeh copied it, so they can carry on. Anyone else doing it means you like to finger your own mother.

It wasn't me.

This. Having the whole team wearing cock necklaces would just be too embarrasing to bear.

Would love to see Blackburn go down. Everything about the town, club and supporters is pointless. If it disappeared off the map tomorrow, it would be about a month before anyone else noticed.

Our very own Simon Clifford

We should snap up Parker as well.

Would like to see Avram Grant here. He could take us further than Adkins.

A few years back, next door neighbour came running round saying that she had seen another neighbour collapsed on his living room floor. I legged it round, kicked his back door in, and we both tried to save him, i did the chest thing , she did kiss of life. Unfortunately he was already dead. So the 5 broken ribs I gave him, didn't make any difference :-(

next years to be hosted by Tony Adams

Wow, a floating head!!

Not really bothered who wins, both sets of supporters deserve it. Neither team has glory hunting supporters. (but that will soon change with Citeh)

Saints to win the Premiership 2014, Champions League 2015 and the World Cup in 2018

it is brilliantly edited and produced to make all the contestants look pretty useless. the Girls project manager pitch last night was cringeworthy..but bloody hilarious...

i posted this earlier This stripey sashy thing from umbro... in red /white though obviously.... case for the photoshoppers

Did you notice though, at the start of the show, Sugar said ' I will be investing £250,000 worth of cash AND VALUE' ie. Sod all cash.

There was an absolutley fantastic one i used to go to in leytonstone, buggered if I can remember what it was called. Also, The Mango Lounge in Windsor. The starter I had in there was probably one of the nicest things I have ever eaten anywhere.