Hatch

Useless today. Completely dominated by that little 14 yr old they had in midfield.

Christmas Day. I bought a fake arm, blood and gore and everything. Put the ring on the finger and wrapped it up and put it under the tree. After unwrapping it, it took her a good 5 minutes of wondering what the **** was going on before she noticed the ring.

In The Monks Retreat in Reading. She was bar manager at the time, and was trying to throw me out for drunkeness! Never looked back.

This one. Or does this fall into the favourite favourite favourite thread , so therefore disqualified.

Always collect my takeaways myself. Maybe it's because they always give me a free pint , free poppadoms and free chutneys while I wait.

18th sept NAP 3.30 Newmarket Montparnasse NB 5.25 Ayr Dazzling Light ew

Born Eastleigh Somewhere in Southampton first two years San Jose - 1 year Alresford - 5 years Chandlers Ford - 12 years Student type dossing all over the place - 4 years Windsor - 16 years to date

I'm modelling at a Lingerie fashion show tonight,. There is about 50 or so blokes doing it as well. All Oiled up. Been marketed with a picture of a pretty lady to fool the punters.

Pubs, and you didn't see or speak to some people for months, it was just normal back then

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What is wrong with us as fans..? I'm an alcoholic.

I like this.

16 sept NAP 4.20 AYR Northside Prince

Whats he doing Saturday, Can he play up front?

until someone waves a big enough cheque in his direction....

I heard he is going to watch Rangers at Ibrox on Saturday. Big fan apparently.

The question doesn't specify whether the 3 murders a day are children or not. So, it is impossible to answer without all the facts. Stupid question, I agree,

Was there a match last night?

Which bit, the parasite allegation or the comedian bit ?? ;-)

They make me cry.

15th Sept NAP 4.40 Sandown Rare Tern

can someone explain the 'left back' references to me please. I'm not ITK on this one

right, I'm on , but have no idea what to do now, How do I start spying on people, I see there is a search option, but I'm guessing probably about 99% of results/people are fake.

I have the HTC Legend, I really like it, battery lasts about 20 seconds though, the only downside.