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I had a tooth out on Xmas Eve about 6 years ago. Was in agony, didn't eat a thing all Christmas day, not even a sprout.

they don't kiss me, maybe I shouldn't have my **** out when I walk past.

What exactly happens at make up counters in the big department stores.

Must be a slow news day down on the South Coast today.

LOL, double them , double them!!!

The Daily Echo could cease to exist and I wouldn't even notice.

Pipe and slippers

Serious question. Is Stacey retarded?

Jade for me , or that Brazilian man woman thing. or is Darren Gough the answer?

I have not had a bet now since the Man Utd v Liverpool Game. It is f'kin hard I can tell you. Harder than giving up the booze I reckon,.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2765580/More-of-todays-football-stories.html £50,000 to Donny according to todays Sun. About the same amount as we sponsored him for.

Maybe his wife isn't coming.

I wouldn't spend £135 on Craig Maskell, never mind one of his shirts

Non League Kettering sacked their assistant manager after losing away at top of League One Leeds United. Bizarre.

LOL, not my words, NotW journo speak. Of course.

We don't celebrate Christmas at our place, In fact, they killed Jesus.

This weekends News of The World. League One Boss Massage Shame Southampton Manager , Alan Pardew, regularly receives Hand relief from dodgy back street Vice girls posing as legitimate Masseurs, while Impressionable young fans look on through the windows, touching themselves. Many local Winchester residents intend to be there next week.

orgy

He will never go to Winchester again if he reads this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8401706.stm oh dear. Poor Tiger

http://www.craigcullen.co.uk/asp/club84.asp?club=Southampton as luck would have it, someone has put them online

I have 7.10 Mervyn King v matt Clark 8.15 Aodhagenaidnahd O'Neill v les Francis 8.45 Jelle Klassen v Barrie Bates 9.50 Adrian Lewis v ONeill/Francis 10.55 Peter Manley v Andy Jenkins So the skate is last on, when I will be completely hammered.!! Fantastic!! Gonna be fun.

Not only was it our best season, I think it was the only year I completed the Panini Sticker album.

I hope Andy Jenkins loses heavily, the Skate **** and I just saw this on his wkik page.. On November 29th 2009, the Darts Regulation Authority gave Jenkins a 24 month ban, 20 months suspended, for an assault on Terry Jenkins that took place at the Nuland Players Championship, Holland on 25th October 2009 What happened? anyone know?

St Will has been hard done by