Hatch

Always makes me laugh

Did Bolt win overseas Personality last year? I guess he must have.. Is he allowed to win twice?

Brentford in the evening is ideal for me. Now I just got to get a ticket.

still waiting.

The wife is more likely to be insured.

Yep, really. Kids did it while I 'supervised'

Ireland are making everyone think they are a little bit mental now.

Christmas tree is up

Its like a paedo, but in wee and poo

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

I can't see what she sees in him anyway. I mean, what does he have, that I haven't.

Cinemas Whats that all about?

I'd save the child

10 a side now,...

yes and no. prem and champ, yes. others in draw order form last round

I must be fookin perfect

I agree with the OP. Presumably these people, when they go food shopping , after about an hour, sit down in aisle 8 of tescos and unpack some sandwiches.

It all seems like a pretty regular kind of accident, but when you only hear bits of the coverage and see helicopters flying over his house you fear the worst. Tiger in serious condition in hospital Tigers wife smashed the windscreen with a golf club Police Charges may follow

I reckon it is more likely that he hit the trees on the right rather than the trees on the left

Why didn't anyone tell me I had the wrong avatar?

£30 a bottle. Does it give blow jobs as well???

Punch in face

Chinese lanterns

By all means post photos of trips to away games. But, not if they're crap. It's pointless.

Someone just phoned me up about a 'Peace Doctor'.. Turns out they were talking about a Dentist. Amused me anyway. Mad Foreigners huh!