He was tasered, not shot in the traditional sense.
He stabbed himself, then 'attacked' cops.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/tragic-adam-shot-by-police-at-home-20091118-il1v.html?autostart=1
Tough ****.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/8365564.stm
Saracens supporter randomly picked from the crowd wins £250,000 by hitting the crossbar from only 30 metres.
my first reaction would be steve williams, but I fear he would be wasted playing with players with only half his football intelligence and ability.
So seeing as we are in Div 3, I plump for Neil Ruddock.