I agree with the OP.
Presumably these people, when they go food shopping , after about an hour, sit down in aisle 8 of tescos and unpack some sandwiches.
It all seems like a pretty regular kind of accident, but when you only hear bits of the coverage and see helicopters flying over his house you fear the worst.
Tiger in serious condition in hospital
Tigers wife smashed the windscreen with a golf club
Police Charges may follow
Unless they get the book out in the next week or so, it will be too late.
They will be completely off the radar by mid Jan, and then no f**ker will buy the book.
It will be on to some new fad....