Hatch

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6638956/Worlds-worst-photo-fit-helps-capture-suspected-murderer.html

What happened to Mike Yarwood? Did he die?

If anyone know anyone who has travelled up there today, send them a text saying the game has been cancelled due to weather conditions. Just for a laugh.

oh, and I am lording it in an executive box at The Emirates tonight.

keys, why hasn't someone invented something so that each person has one key ( or whatever ) that unlocks everything that is personally theirs. Why do I have to carry around 50 different keys.

One of the wrestlers got duffed up good and proper by another wrestler. Blood everywhere. True story, cos it's in The Sun today, with pictures.

So we have an unbeaten record to defend.

Have we ever played Hartlepool before?

heard this on the radio last night.. Apparently the bloke said 'it's been frustrating'. So that wins the understatement of the century award for me.

From memory, I think they did, failure to pay congestion charges and stuff

Three strikes and yer out!!! I'd give at least 10 years inside.

Cant be arsed to read whole thread,... what was in parcel?

It will be someone left of centre.... Robbie Williams

Wigna players are refunding tickets costs to the travelling supporters.

http://www.jeu-de-main.com/

Any Arsenal youth/reserve midfield player...

Buy Nothing!!! Does that include pints of lager and curries. I have an all dayer planned for next Saturday.

I have Huddlestone in my fantasy team, not one goal or assist..Git

Nice bit of pocket money for Westwood

same question here, I want a ruby, wife wants a chinese.

or don't declare what was in it,

I now like Mrs Beale. Wanna smash her back doors in.

I always used to get the choice of window wrong when watching Playschool. Very traumatising at the time. My favourite was the round window

I quite like JLS

people who use the phrases 'to be honest' or ' to tell you the truth'. Can I assume that you are lying all the rest of the time, when you don't start a sentence with this.