tedmaul

Villa conceded 22 goals in last 5 games and scored 2 ... so far

Sharp really doesn't have the pace for the top flight imo. I know Lambert doesn't either, but he does offer more all round.

Yes it's a list of players who have helped us get to top English league and now perhaps are not quite good enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYmaJnRbpUg

Cortese lacks the required camel coat and ruddy faced arrogance that Lowe had in his locker imho

He had a threesome with Fonte and Pardew's wife or something ... Big Sam was jealous and sacked him i'm told

It would take a hell of a conspiracy over 40 years. NDA's involving 1000's of people, directors actors, their families, scientists all keeping quiet. All sticking to the same story

You seem convinced. The fact you started a thread about it. You really want to believe it was all faked for some strange reason.

So....the score on Saturday will be ... at 16.50 whatever it is then you loon. Thanks x

Jeez the problem is the defence, we're leaking nearly on average 4 goals per game. Which is frankly the worst in EPL history. Who takes the blame for this? I don't know Nor does anyone on here

I think you need help.

And the winner of "Portsmouth's most eligible bachelor is .....

I'm hoping we get a result ... fingers crossed

Why do you refer to a boat as "her" and use emotive language like "chopped up in Turkey" How long until Plymouth is chopped up ? Hopefully soon it's a horrible place,

Feel a bit sick

Oh Feck off

Fergie time ffs

Noooooooooooooo

5 mins ...

Well played Punch

Oh sh!t Kelvin

Up to 12th in table

Puncheon's playing well

OMFG!!! Get in