tedmaul

Have you considered a career in fashion?

Just the finest footballer of his generation. A really nice guy too.

That's Le Tiss for you. Mail online sidebar is quite famous really. Just saying don't get your science info from the Mail.

As opposed to the bastion of scientific truth that is the Mail Online. Really? Try widening your internet search parameters from the Daily Mail, if you're interested in scientific matters. There's a load of good stuff. And even better, most sites don't have a sidebar featuring Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston's latest diet.

The Mail Online website. That well respected publisher of scientific evidence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias Hope this helps

TBH, Good effort but I do prefer Glasgow's other hilarious alter egos, like the ace "Aziz Yebda" and that brilliant "Turkish" character

Spare a thought for the Wayman household

You seem determined to come across as a **** and you're succeeding brilliantly

Where did you hear this? They are still under contract to the Beeb. Unless you're making this up, I get confused by the layers of irony and in jokes on here. I would say there's zero truth in this.

Oh, 9/11 is a conspiracy by the US too.

Actually sorry just watched this, he did at one point compare himself to Jesus. Evan Davis is one of the smartest and best but should have controlled the interview better

You just described Nigel Farage perfectly

Cork did a decent job too, just in front of the back four. A couple of great interceptions and the crowd seemed to appreciate his contribution

I was there today, despite a decent 20 min spell after half time they really didn't create too much. Di Maria was shocking, £60m well spent! Van Persie was way off the pace. Strangely Fellaini was a more attacking threat, tactically they ended up launching long balls to him.

Story broke on BBC

Keep remembering a Gary Lineker quote from Match of the Day ... "Southampton ... They just won't go away" Huge win today

I'm quite a realist, but if we hang on to this I'm starting to think top 4 ... Maybe?

This Emily Elaria chap is making quite an impact

Hello Charles, you were a particular doom and gloom merchant in the Summer as I recall? Has your attitude changed?

It's only Jose being disingenuous, as he likes to do with the media. "Yes. Can they be involved? Of course they can. It's up to them, not us. "We have to respect the fantastic work they're doing. "After that, there are the traditional candidates of the title, and if anyone is four or five, or even eight or 10 points off the top at the beginning of November, that doesn't put anyone out of the race.”

I may live to regret this but if JRod refuses to sign his new contract then we should let him go.

Graziano!!!

Great finish!