Crouchie's Lawyer

Axe wounds?

Before or after they get hit by the big phuk off trucks?

I broke the law, seemed like an obvious thread. At times like this, bringing additional conversation to the forearm should be praised Stevo! Otherwise how else would we fill out 8 or in my case 9 hour working days?!

I loved the one the other night where he was booking a table for his new 'bird' And he gave him his name J to the A to the F, E double L JAFELL oooooooooooooo and he was beat boxing. t'was funneh

Yes it is a PO post code. Although strangely it comes under Winchester City Council?! No I am not a skate. I was born and bred in Boswell Close in Thornhill. My parents then moved to Sarisbury Green (SO31 post code) when I was about 4 or 5. They then came into a bit of money and moved down Titchfield Lane when I was 20. I would of moved out then but the house has a indoor pool, jacuzzi, sauna, tennis courts and a horse menage & stable which teh Mrs loved. Aswell as a kick a$$ hall which I threw many a party in. I decided to stay there for 3 years until I moved out with teh Mrs. I currently live in Fareham, which yes, is still a PO post code. The houses in our preferred location Lockheath/Warsash/Sarisbury Green which is an SO post code which we could of afforded were small and pokey and more expensive. Fareham is apparently in the top 5 places to bring up kids nowadays too! However I am a Saint through and through, always have been and always will be. That was my life, now gimme my god damn red book

Whoosh

Its always the case isnt it? Every bloke has had one of 'those' girls before he settles down. My ex would fully utilise my morning glory while I was still asleep. Its nice to wake up to your Mrs having 'breakfast in bed'. Current Mrs is no way near as dirty

Gudjonson?

Cbeebies

Tonight; Up Talisman pub in Park Gate then out to Oceana with mates. Sat: Massive lie in as im phuking tired, then teh Mrs wants to go to the Church we are wedding in 365 days from today to check out how its decorated for 'Harvist week'. Teh Mrs is cooking a meal in the evening, although I would rather go over my mates for a smoke in the evening and have the meal in the day! Sun: Not a lot planned, probably watch teh footy on telebox. Prediction 7/10 depending on how tonight goes.

McDonalds do the fillet o'fish. Yanks phuking love McDonalds so you cant go wrong!

Phuking skag heads, if they wanna run out in the middle of the road, let them. Infact, reverse over them to make sure the job is done properly! Waste of tax payers money, there was like 5 or 6 police man/women there. Also delayed a lot of people on their travels. I hate being delayed at the best of times, but if it were because of two skag heads I would go mental. I like the fat man stood in the middle of the road with his hands on his hips though!

Phuket! Why dont you go to all three!? Boom tish

Bad mistake by Jan IMO. Even if Killer declared himself fit, he should have only been given a 20 minute run out toward the end. As now we dont have him for the more important task at hand which is picking up CCC points and on top of that, its yet more upheaval of our defence. We will struggle to maintain the same defence 3 games running throughout the season at this rate which is not good at all for the team. Consistancy is the key.

I have a mate who is a Colchester Utd fan for his sins (also quite frustrating as they seemed to be somewhat of a bogey team for us which I received a lot of stick for). When they signed Teddy Sheringham, because the wages were far too much (Football manager has him on £5k a week, although how accurate football manager is in terms of wages im not sure) for Colchester to afford, one of the directors was paying Teddy's wages out of his own pocket. If Rudi does have a win bonus (as wages will be paid regardless if he plays or not) then IMO one of the directors (or all) should pay this bonus and allow arguably our most creative midfielder to play week in week out. Speculate to accumulate. If we dont win when he plays we have not lost out financially. If he plays and we win, then this may entice some of the fans to come back (success breeds the feel good factor) which in itself would generate more money to contribute toward paying this alleged win bonus! I am no genius but I can clearly see this would benefit us.

No sound for some reason?!

Stevo is responsible for the 'sticky' patch which spinners seem to turn the ball well on

I do the best Mouse impression ever. FACT

not much then!

I was bored at work, TMS was dead, b-anter died about a week or so ago so thought I would ask a couple of questions to get peeps talking again. Anyway, re spam thread starter, could I refer you to http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1384 P.S. Re your thread I probably would...

Really? Did the grounds man not mind?

Jihad air

Are you implying DSM fathered his daughters child?

You have a bed in your toilet?