Crouchie's Lawyer

Hopefully, I wanna see some fitteh students

Jackpot is £100m this time. HTH

They will all be up london rd though wont they? Rather than leisure world?

oo, me me me!!! :smt041

Is this not similar to the £5m thread? Anyhow, I have 4 tickets already and think we maybe getting a syndicate at work too. I would certainly retire. Buy everything I ever wanted. Pay off all SFC debts on the proviso Lowe, Wilde & Askam left and live like a king for the rest of my days.

If you're going to make a joke, atleast make it gramatically correct! Its queue not cue. Anyway, she is on the blob so you will be left with red willeh, jokes on you!

Exactly. They always had gimpy people who couldnt run properly and by the end of the show, I was quite glad they never got anything as I was so wound up by how stupid they were when doing puzzles! :smt021

lol, yes Im quite sure. Cue you telling me she is with you...

What about the secky ones?

is that phuk or tvvat?

lol! On one hand (I think it was about a month ago or so) you have the boss of said copper who gave you a ticking off telling people to be more heroic in situtaions like this, then you have the coppers themselves saying not to! I would have been cheeky to teh copper and said I have it from higher authority than you that what I did was ok. Although he would have probably found some reason to nick me. cops eh!

Where do you work?

I hope you lumped the tvvat who was messing someone's bike up? Students are fine until they start doing sheet like that. Its almost as if its their first time getting drunk, they are like kids!

Down your drink you virgin! They all go up London Road way though dont they? Im out tonight, going to Oceana though as my mates love it. Me? Meh, I can take it or leave it, its not great. Would be nice if a few young student fillies were there tonight though!

Ladybois!

Axe wounds?

Before or after they get hit by the big phuk off trucks?

I broke the law, seemed like an obvious thread. At times like this, bringing additional conversation to the forearm should be praised Stevo! Otherwise how else would we fill out 8 or in my case 9 hour working days?!

I loved the one the other night where he was booking a table for his new 'bird' And he gave him his name J to the A to the F, E double L JAFELL oooooooooooooo and he was beat boxing. t'was funneh

Yes it is a PO post code. Although strangely it comes under Winchester City Council?! No I am not a skate. I was born and bred in Boswell Close in Thornhill. My parents then moved to Sarisbury Green (SO31 post code) when I was about 4 or 5. They then came into a bit of money and moved down Titchfield Lane when I was 20. I would of moved out then but the house has a indoor pool, jacuzzi, sauna, tennis courts and a horse menage & stable which teh Mrs loved. Aswell as a kick a$$ hall which I threw many a party in. I decided to stay there for 3 years until I moved out with teh Mrs. I currently live in Fareham, which yes, is still a PO post code. The houses in our preferred location Lockheath/Warsash/Sarisbury Green which is an SO post code which we could of afforded were small and pokey and more expensive. Fareham is apparently in the top 5 places to bring up kids nowadays too! However I am a Saint through and through, always have been and always will be. That was my life, now gimme my god damn red book

Whoosh

Its always the case isnt it? Every bloke has had one of 'those' girls before he settles down. My ex would fully utilise my morning glory while I was still asleep. Its nice to wake up to your Mrs having 'breakfast in bed'. Current Mrs is no way near as dirty

Gudjonson?

Cbeebies