Crouchie's Lawyer

4/10 mainly guesses

Sorry I meant in terms of pets. People always go on about not liking cats as they have no point. Well unless you keep one of the said dogs above as a pet, then the dog you keep has about as much point to it as a cat does. Not that I dont like dogs, as I like dogs too, however, people who dont like cats, dont like them mainly due to either being scratched as a kiddy by a cat (and that is probaly due to them annoying the sh*t out of the cat and it was deserved) or they have never had one and are niave.

I thought it maybe but I didnt wanna chance it. The point really was that its in my garage full of flamible stuff so didnt wanna start throwing fire around

That list made me lol. However, cats only tend to turn on people if they are wound up. Most cats are docile and will only 'turn' if provoked, or if the cats havent had a lot of human attention. The same can be said with dogs. Cats and dogs are very similar in this sense, if you show enough affection to either, they both reward it with love and loyalty. There is no 'point' of cats, as there is no 'point' of dogs or in fact humans. However cats are exactly the same as dogs (when kept as pets) in the sense that they provide companionship. A lot of people dont like cats because they dont either understand them or they fear them. A lot of people have the opinion that they are evil things which scratch all the time. This is not the case at all.

Wow, he is a right go'er!

Being tired. Tasty food like Chinese being bad for you

Funnily enough thats what someone here said. Only problem is that its in my garage which is a little old and has an asbestos roof! I might breed them and sell them as pets

Serious as cancer. Im not a fan, but its growing on me. How did you know I was somalian?

No, free = you wont get caught. Nothing to do with money

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7573530.stm I have one of these 'false widow spiders' in my garage! Have always said it looks like a black widow too! F*cking scary looking things!

Cabbage is good at baiting as he is a maggot, s'ok, some of the stuff he comes out with is readable and even funny! I realise this is TMS too, so take what people say with a pinch of salt. You really should shine up shoon AV!

Dont agree, I like dogs too. However, I know you do not.

They wouldnt need a gun as a precaution if someone tried harming my cats. It would be a necessity. If anyone harmed my cats, then if they wanted to continue to live any form of life they would have to kill me before I did them. I hate animal cruelty with a passion.

Sure thing, what would you like to know? For? Have you never heard of indoor cats?

Funny game

Nowt wrong with the smell of my house. The litter tray is in our back porch/lobby and their mess is normally cleared up straight after they create it, with a nice burst of air freshner after just to make sure.

He has a hole in the side of his face yes I realise thats probably his ears

I keep mine indoors anyway. We live too close to a main road which has a big off field t'other side. I fear they would go walkies over said road and that wouldnt be safe!

How bizarre, im the same. Havent gone today and normally go by atleast 11am. I normally go in the afternoon too, but think I could possibly hold out till I get home today, which will be a rarity! I may pooxplode though.

If thats your hands, then you need to lose a little 'hand fat'

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20081014/tuk-reward-to-find-cat-serial-killer-45dbed5.html

TBF she was one of the first pictures which came up when I googled female model. I agree she is by far not the best example of a female of the species, but it was more the 'woman' as an example of animal, rather than the specific woman.

Is that meant to be her belly? Whats wrong with it?! And the shoes can be taken off

Nope, I was aksing you a question though.

I looked at that spelling and thought it were wrong. I was just too lazy to double check it. Banter is one thing, and you know when people are joking in here. I also hate it when people think you have got something wrong and slate you for it, but when it turns out to be right, its a very good feeling to ram it back down their throats!