swannymere

Doesn't Dad's Army cover this

Who remembers the tannoy announcement at St.Mary's that some lad at the game had become a dad and missed it because he was at the match!

W o o o l f b o y !

1. Sophia Bush 2. Emma Watson 3. Eva Mendes 4. Emmanuelle Vaugier 5. Zooey Dechanel

The Premier League won't let P*ompey go out of business before the end of the season, it affects all the clubs they have to play incomes too much, also what would happen to the league table? Do you take P*mpey completely out of the equation and remove them and their results from the table?

Still is, you just need to know were to look! Glasto Organisers have confirmed Muse for Saturday night and admit Stevie Wonder is on their 'dream list' for Sunday - Ferkin' Ace (this is according to the BBC Radio 1 news, so i'm guessing at what they actually said because the newsreaders speak like yoofs!)

I've got a Garmin Nuvi 200W the 'w' means widescreen, and yes it's completely idiot proof, i even managed to get a chip for it when i went to Australia over Christmas. Should be able to pick one up for £100.

Not really, but us whites like to *****, moan and whine about anything and everything, it's part of our heritage;)

FFS, make it clear, the morons don't do subtle or irony

woooosh!

I'll look into getting a big cheque, but if we can raise £100 from a bucket collection it would be funny as ****, i'm sure the media would love it!

In times of need i think we should ignore what's happened previously, bury the hatchet so to speak and offer the hand of friendship to our less well off fishy-friends down the road. I suggest a bucket collection before, during and after the match to scrape together some much needed funds for the blue few, hell we might raise enough to pay for the teams bus fare to and yes indeed from St.Mary's. Any other fund raising ideas?

Just to balance the situation, a feel good dog story:D http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8484444.stm

These things come in threes don't they? http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/15/hull-venice-north-coastal-erosion

Depends, i went last February (09) to stay with my brothers wife's family in Brasilia and Natal. It can be quite cheap for booze, cigarettes and food but clothing and other things are expensive. It's cheap if you stick to the local's places to eat and drink but once you start going to the tourist spot's it's quite expensive. The women however make much more of an effort that their UK counterparts! Beer should only be bought if between -2 & -5.6 degrees otherwise it gets too warm too quickly. The traffic is a joke and you will get runover if you don't keep your wits about you and overall it's like anywhere in europe but with an edge to it.

My glass has arrived:D

Is this for real?

LOl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meon_Valley_(UK_Parliament_constituency) Basically the land around the A32 from Fareham towards Alton

Just had a flurry in the Meon Valley

The death of British Airways is nigh, god bless the unions:rolleyes:

Abu Dhabi Has a new plaything, watch out Man City!

You're wrong, but thanks for your opinion.

I don't think anybody on here is that thick

It's usually a local problem at one branch, not a nationwide thing.

Oi Delldays, I know you're a little behind the times down there but how's about coming into the present and using the December and Christmas 09 Crap Joke thread?