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Exactly, as I said above, the mighty Argentina who lost 6-1 to Bolivia!

The same Argentina, under Maradona, who lost 6-1 to Bolivia in April? The same Argentina who have lost to Chile and Colombia and dropped points to Peru and Ecuador. They've appointed a bloke who is useless as manager, Argentina are not a threat. Fact. As for England, we had a decent result in Croatia and that was echoed in Belarus, countries which in the past we would of drawn or lost. We may play ugly at times but we win matches and thats what counts. The only blip in the record was the Spain friendly in which we tried to play the 'Spanish' way, that didn't work and Capello knows that. I'm looking forward to South Africa next year, it's a country I've never been to and hopefully can enjoy the trip to Ukraine knowing we're already at the finals.

First away game I've missed this term, just couldn't fund the trip, was going to cost near on a grand for a few days. Good result though, seeming though Portugal only won 2-1 there and that was down to a last minute winner.

Gandhi's is alright, it's opposite work, I echo the above comments on Gurkha lovely place and again DSM's comments on Rimijhim, I play cricket with the chief EHI and he said it's horrible.

He'll have to sleep with someone to get one of those.....can't see it myself.

Best BWP song yet.....the Brett Ormerod song was awesome though.

'It could be worse, he could be scouse, eating rats in his council house' Amusing little number from United fans.

...From the BBC website. Robinho is crazy for public transport "Robinho on the bus goes round and round." Man City fans celebrate Robinho's shopping trip on the bus. "Knight fever, Knight fever - he knows where the goal is." Rushden supporters serenade Leon Knight, to the tune of the Bee Gees' Night Fever. Sadly it was good-Knight soon afterwards when the striker was sacked. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane." Liverpool salute their short-stay striker. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew." Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club. "Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, whoah-oh-oh, His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie!" On-loan striker Simon Church is heralded by the Leyton Orient faithful. "Leighton Baines - I bet you think this song is about you." Everton fans, to the tune of You're So Vain by Carly Simon. "There's only one Vince Grella, ella, ella, hey, hey, hey." Heard at Blackburn-Wigan to the tune of Umbrella by Rihanna. "C.A.M.P.O!" Ipswich fans to Ivan Campo, to the tune of Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O. "Don't you wish your midfield had Kompany?" Man City fans serenade Vincent Kompany, to the tune of the kittencat Dolls' Don't Cha. "Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Dimi, Konstantopoulos - he swam away, to Cardiff bay." Cardiff fans salute their on-loan goalkeeper, to the tune of Karma Chameleon. "Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva da Silva!" Man Utd supporters on the debut of Fabio da Silva, twin brother of Rafael. "Your car's too fast for you!" Derby fans to Ronaldo before the Carling Cup semi-final second leg - days after he had totalled his Ferrari. "Get your mascot off the pitch!" AFC Hornchurch fans to Peterborough's pint-sized midfielder Dean Keates. The yolk was on Kirk "Shall we poach an egg for you?" Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave. "Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh, Tom Davis whoah-oh-oh, He's better than Zidane, He's got a perma-tan." Sung by AFC Wimbledon fans to the bronzed Tom Davis. "When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!" Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'. "Speroni, whoah-oh-oh, Speroni, whoah-oh-oh He's got a ponytail, His name is like an ale." Crystal Palace fans to keeper Julian Speroni. "For he's a jolly good Vela!" Arsenal fans salute Carlos Vela at the Emirates. "Fahey's a jolly good fellow." "He's going green in a minute!" Sang at Arsenal v Porto whenever Porto's Hulk touched the ball. "We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy Headed Warren Feeney." Northern Ireland fans, to the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. "Where's your hair at?" Basement Jaxx adaptation for Djibril Cisse, heard at Man City v Sunderland. "Whoh-oh Theo Walcott, Theo, Theo Walcott. He's an Englishman at Arsenal." Arsenal fans to the tune of Sting's Englishman In New York. "Allan, Allan McGregor, he couldn't handle his Stella!" To the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Sung by Scotland supporters in the pub after the Iceland game, when MacGregor was banned for drinking. "Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, Car-los Cueller, Dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum, deed-dum, Car-los Cueller, He's 6ft 3 with curly hair, and goofy teeth but we don't care, He's Carlos Cueller, the Villa centre-half!" To the tune of the animals went in two-by-two. MANAGERS' SPECIALS "You should have stayed on the telly!" Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer. I think you'll find there's two! "There's only one Spanish waiter!" Middlesbrough fans to Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez after going 2-0 up. "Wooooooooooaaaaaah, Temuri Ketsbaia!!" To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, sung by fans of Anorthasis Famagusta to their former manager. "He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking, Rafa's cracking up!" Manchester United fans to Liverpool boss Benitez following his rant at Sir Alex Ferguson. "Rafa's cracking up!" Ironic Liverpool fans during the 4-1 thumping of United. "You're not special anymore!" Manchester United fans to Jose Mourinho after knocking Inter Milan out of the Champions League. "Sit down Pinocchio!" Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate. "He's fat, he's round, he swears like Chubby Brown, Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear!" Newcastle fans laud their portly boss. "You let your language down!" Arsenal fans to phony Dutchman Steve McClaren during their Champions League qualifier. BEST OF THE REST "You're just a s*** Chas & Dave!" Spurs fans to Liam Gallagher about him and Noel during Tottenham-Man City game. Oasis? Yer 'avin a giraffe! "You don't know what you're doing!" Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch. "Bees up, Luton down!" Brentford supporters goad Luton, to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown. "You're going home in a police car!" Kingstonian fans to the visiting police officers in the stand for the Whitstable game. "Your mum does your laundry!" AFC Wimbledon supporters to university side Team Bath. "Lino, lino give us a goal!" Watford fans at the Madejski Stadium. In the reverse fixture, Reading were awarded the goal that never was. "Does your butler know you're here?" Southend supporters to Chelsea counterparts. "I'd rather be a teapot than a Kettle!" Darlington fans to referee Trevor Kettle during the Barnet game. "If you love Golden Wonder, clap your hands." Sung by Peterborough fans at Leicester's Walkers' Stadium. "You're going down with the Woolworths!" Ebbsfleet fans to Weymouth during their 1-0 win. "We are the Potters, the rip-roaring potters, back in the Prem where Pulis got us, so come on everybody let's keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up, keep Stoke up!" 'Pottermouth's' Stoke rap to the tune of Eminem's Real Slim Shady. "We're only here for the shot put." Leeds fans while 4-1 down to Rotherham at the Don Valley Stadium (originally built for athletics). "You only live round the corner!" Fulham fans to Man Utd during the 2-0 win

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Jelle Van Damme is my hero....anyone who can pull of a red sleeveless puffa jacket while driving a Hummer means business.

Rivaldo is on $7 million a year! I don't think we'd be able to pay that

AC Milan who were part owned by the then, Italian Prime Minister....funny that they only got 8 points...

Can we start a bit of 'Tevez' movement, surely Palace fielding their player against Sheff United relegated us and also put us into Admin, therefore I would like £12 million in compo Mr.Jordan, thanks

You're just as bad as Chelsea, Prawn Sarnie munchers.

Campo is past it big time, Liam Miller could be a shout and Harding too, if you can shove them on two year deals they'll be good buys. You've got to get a team which is willing to work for each other, that is down to the players and the manager. If you have Rasiak still around not wanting to play then you're not going to do well, we need to get rid of the deadwood, and thats easier said than done.

Always found the 'Premiumtv' sites to be slower, ah well, lower league club, lower league website.

I saw in the paper it was 200k plus addons.

500k is one months wages.

It's that situation that I'm worried about, I'm sure it will all be fine....hopefully.

Pikey, be nice to be like Eastlands which has a choice of beers. Bud, Stella and something else if I remember rightly.

It must be a Polish thing, remember Saga's gold Merc with the dodgey alloys?

That's what I was thinking, he could be half decent but again, he is going to cost alot.

Lives in Alresford and he's been down to watch us quite a few times, I remember him saying his kids were mascots one time.

The Mayor has no say really in what goes on! So maybe you would suit being in that position.

True, I would still expect us to send a Saints XI there though.