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How to say hello like Prince Charles? Air, hair lair.

So now it's the East Anglian Geordie exile pub team: Norfolk Enchance

unless AC Milan is covering that! btw

No CEO resigns from anything - think of the pay off!

So, both Osvaldo and Ramirez are sh*t - really? Objectively? In the round? Financially? Really?

So, didn't The Secret Footballer have a chapter involving Frannie et al and a Sunseeker boat? It all falls into place...

Polish the pea, bash the bishop, Sherman, it was always Rosie Palm and her five sisters, J Arthur, stabbing the cat. Shouldn't you just provide a link to Barry's Profanisaurus for this kind of stuff? Are we allowed to vent our pedantic spleen on this, or too highbrow? It seems offense and defense are now standard spellings here, I wonder if people are saying off-fence and dee-fence when they type this out. However, like pap, I don't really give a rat's arse nowadays; it's like staring down a tsunami (which is another euphemism). Oh yeah, my previous joke was John Cooper Clarke, can't claim to be funny myself.

Kippa Ring, Brisbane (next door to Murrumba Downs and North Lakes!) I think my son is the only Saints fan at Peninsula Power, certainly the only one training in a Saints Yellow shirt. If you have kids, have you successfully indocrinated them?

Yeh, sometimes I perform unintended malapropisms. At the breakfast table the other day, I meant to say to the wife 'Please pass the butter', but it came out as 'YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU ****ING *****!' How we laughed!

What's the current state of play with Penguins in the UK? I would say TimTams are the Oz equivalent, but they have diversified into at least 20 varieties - has Penguin stepped up to this kind of challenge? Fond memories of Penguins. Shortbread? Bit too sugary for me, and it sticks around the back of your teeth, so, no.

If you find something good, MOG, then let us know - my dad died in June and I'd like something like that for when I come over to UK in April. I think a couple of people here have lost Saints supporting parents recently - somebody pointed out an email address for the 'All Saints Game' (it was vs Hull) where you could send a tribute, I suppose it will be the same next season. RIP

Well, really it's all about how long you've been ****ging for. If less than 3 months, your thoughts are clearly being driven by the requirement to absolutely, definitely **** all the time (which can't be that often given she has kids). If gt 3 months, then surely a bit of absence and abstinence will make the twice monthly rootfest an ever better experience. If more than 6 months, then jesus, it's a bonus as you might end up actually doing it when you visit rather than talk about wall coverings all frigging night! I had a work mate who invited me to the pub one Friday lunchtime. We had a couple of pints and he swerved into the bookies, as was his wont, while I headed back. In the office, I found 'I QUIT' spelled out in Ladbrokes biros on his desk. Best resignation letter ever!

It's one big happy family: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRadR6Iyw3ydQiwA1FZbtTflUqN3gGsqpb-AJSJI8ptqOcmDbR

Oh my! Well, I was impressed - with the AMA (whatever that is) comments - funny without being too moronic - just like all members in TMS. A good place to go when it gets dull,depressing here - thanks for showing us one of your hangouts!. As to having two tadgers, isn't the phrase 'as happy as a dog with two cócks'? Thinking about it, there must be a plastic surgery opportunity here.

Only posting on this because the thread wasn't started by a wnaker. We have had a seriously bloated squad in the past and now have a too lean one. So Ings might fit into a squad somewhere in between. But LB. GK, CB are still more important.

Sounded a great game! Surrounded by the usual bunch of cheerless ******s I used to stand next to in Milton end in the 90s.

Well, I had a read through the web site, thinking 'Could I?, Should I?' As I scrolled down I became more and more enthused about the possibility of stretching myself to the limit and losing the 10Kgs I've put on in the last 12 months. Then at the bottom I saw the disclaimer: 'This is NOT for beginners or individuals with any medical condition that may be compromised by extreme cardio and strength exercise'. Thank fck for that I thought, I can remain sat in front of the keyboard doing nothing

Totally agree with this. People who drink liquor first thing in the morning are as much at risk as people who have a spliff when they get up. If you have no controlled situation when consuming your drug of choice, you're going to be in trouble. Maybe smoking spliff any time in the day is more socially acceptable than drinking in the day? I don't know, but if it is, mental problems are inevitable. I'd like to choose my drug, for me, alcohol is worse than marijuana.

So what's the drug for marks? Which doesn't mess up your brain? Alcohol? Religion?

I hear this ALL THE TIME! Is it true? It was never true for me - always involved approaching dodgy individuals in dodgy pubs, probably buying rose frickin tea 50% of the time. I knew some 20 yolds (when I was late thirties) who always had plentiful supply, but they wouldn't sell to me (probably on the grounds I looked like the police). But if every teenage kid was networked to a definite supply, surely someone has to be taking a pretty big risk. The person you make the phone call to would have to know someone who deals, and that dealer would likely be connected to a slightly bigger dealer. As you go up the tree it gets a bit uglier and a bit less fun. And all these gobby teenagers spouting off about twhere they got their gear. This is driven by pure jealousy, I obviously wasn't in the cool gang!

Osvaldo's goal was fairly marquee to me!

It's $300 an ounce, seems a bit prohibitive for the kidz. Washington (state) is next up. I'm all for it, personally and would certainly drinke less if I could have easy access to some mary jane man. Surely there will follow easy ways to take it without using tobacco or rigging up a hubbly bubbly. I don't see any resin on sale from the TV images. I heard tax revenue of 10 million.

So, is organised Jihad a recent invention, or has it only become relevant now that the appropriate weapons/ suicide bombers are available?

I do respect your knowledge of muslims in England, even though many dont, so it seems on here. When I web searched, I got a load of 'Islamist' sites advocating the relationship between islam and fascism, but I could only glean some elements of your post - search results were difficult to filter. It seems strange that Islam as a notion was slightly off the radar when WWII was being fought, just as much as Sudan is now, whilst we fight the war agasint terrorism. I grew up watching 'The Longest Day' and 'The Bridge over the river Kwai' et al. They were probably even-ish handed films, but I essentially had the view - 'I hope the Brits win'. I'd be really interested to know if anyone is aware of accessible films from the other side of the fence. (Clint Eastwood's Iwo Jima films are prime examples). Maybe Islam states were too busy having intra mural wars in the 50s/60s and it's only recently that they've started to kick western butt to attention (80's?)