tpbury

Well, she'll surely be allergic to a lot other things also? What is it with this allergy business, never happened when I were a lad?

weasel

Whoop! Lambert's cracked the cider and stuffed the ham in!

What you do in the privacy of your own bedroom need not be shared.

balloons

Don't take this the wrong way, Hamster - I have you as Ronnie Corbett meets Dennis Hopper - unfair? I'm normally described as Aubrey from Life is Sweet.

I have come to the conclusion that all this 5h1t f|_|cks with your 5h1t and leaves your real life f|_|cked up. As does living in Australia.

Live text commentary please, before I go to bed.

I feel hollowed out. Pancake was a mere confection, a plaything for the rulers of this crumbling ruin of a forum? I'd grown to admire and even, love, this character. Say it aint so?

Depends on where you live, but if you've got the option of a 24 hour Tescos + cab run then you're going to do that (assuming you are not 'intoxicated' off your mind). In principle, I think it's a good idea, but you could sell it as a 'helpful dad' service - 'Dad can you go get a bottle of scotch, 4 doners and a bag of blow, don't forget the skins, and a cheese pasty'.

Everything links into everything. Novelty is compulsory. Sickness incorporates. I am travelling a road which many have travelled before, inuring myself against images and feelings which would have made me sick 10 years ago. I cross borders of my own morality and every day I wonder where the road will end. I know which borders I will not cross but wonder whether others openly choose to do so and whether they feel it is acceptable to cross those borders. I wonder about the malleability of morailty - can one's core be corrupted by this? Dog - your views?

air

The question should be, "where is it unacceptable to masturbate?" - eg, your Gran's funeral, especially in front of everyone in the living room. I haven't done that. Do women nip off for a 'four stroke' when the mood strikes? I have known at least one who would've unless another willing participant was handy. I would bevery interested to know. (from a societal rather than perversion point of view)

cheese

I've probably got the FBI on to me now trying to track this guy down - who is he? I initially thought he could be Richard Dawson - host of USA's version of Family Fortunes - he was raised in Gosport, and everything seemed to fall into place. However, I don't think it is actually him. Can anyone elucidate?

He has got 'predatory paedophile' written all over him - creepy creep creep - and those girls knew it too! (NB, not referring to Pancake)

bailey

Think they used to sponsor Lancashire Cricket team - Lancashire Business systems or such like

Think it's gonna be Center ™ Parcs ™ buddy. I wonder if there's any heavy discounting going on, with a 'no-insurance' clause? I think the ferrys/tunnel will be LUVVIN it!

Might help to join TPS first. I used to work for an outfit like that, but we were very careful about not violating TPS rules - a £5k fine. Be aware, you're fair game for 28 days after registration. http://www.tpsonline.org.uk

I could look it up, but are you talking about the poodle rock headed nkobhead referee from about 20 years ago? Please explain apropos Oldham. On a lighter note, I'm getting those 'I can take failure, it's the hope that kills you' feelings normally associated with relegation.

"From the makers of bacon salt and Baconalise" What does one say, where the frick is that from? More info please, particularly concerning baconalise.

are you a 1980s comic? - so subversive, dealing with the real issues.

dead

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me Sit on my face, I'll tell you I love you too! I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs You blow me away!!! Any good?