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I first read about strangle ****ing in a book of short stories by Anaiis Nin (from the 1930s - used to knock around with Ernest Hemmingway). Life was so much simpler then. Forgot to mention - also featured necrophilia, bestiality and bondage. Am I flogging a dead horse?

I was thinking Bail?

That's democracy folks! Unless I missed something, Tony Benn's still going strong isn't he? Falklands - those were the days, jumpers for goalposts, easily defined and achievable military objectives sponsored by the military industrial complex in order to promote the cause of unchecked monetarist selfishness so Mr Big can get bigger. Where's Syd? He's farked off to Bermuda so he and his capitalist buddies can store wealth for themselves for generations to come at the expense of all those scabby coal miners.

pompey OR portsmouth "mickey mouse" site:saintsweb.co.uk on Google yielded no fewer than 194 results!

These are ads for Carlton Mid - I think they're very funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RqrdRqAr1Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Z2gKT7B6Y

Did you do that deliberately? It seems very appropriate!

aren't we supposed to see a man tearing his arse apart?

You'll want it deep fried, surely?

And do the young folk moan about too many foreigners? Or are they too well off to bother working? 1 pound 10 an hour in my day, ooh and we thought we were lucky. By eck.

Most young folk who lived in Winchester worked on the Watercress beds in the 1980s.

Used to be a real issue for me. Then I had kids - anytime not schlepping round doing chores is spent asleep.

sail

Beat those eggs till they're frothy

Hey BS - I saw the use of the word "smash" and though you must me Ozzie, and so you are! I think it's a great term! I just logged on, hoping to watch the match live on FilmOn, but have apparently missed it by between 2 to 24 hours, whatever. Did we lose then? Nevermind, JPT is king, playoffs is queen, and promotion next year is emperor!

Well I'm downloading it now - any danger that sports events will be excluded?

No mate, not watching TV, just hoping that a P2p site will be working and that my lame mobile broadband can do the business!

It's not live here in Oz last time I checked, but it's on at an ideal time - 10:30pm, for a few bevvies. I am so hoping that my mobile data stick will be good enough...

I haven't seen any manful comments from the not easily impressed, but shouldn't we be less satisfied for just making the final - we need to win it?!

Morning everybody. Howe are we doing?

Cheers Dog, as you may or may not be aware, that links to the Portsmouth Sunderland game. From Googling "mk dons southampton p2p", you get a load of sites, all of which require you to install some shiyteware and probably wont have the game anyway.

For the sake of journalistic accuracy - this is an Observer article....Good read all the same.

"Give the child to my girlfriend, or I'll blow your brains out" (I don't appear to be that concerned if the bullet goes through the kid's leg)

excellent

SRS - I suspect he would punch me back much harder, but I've got really annoyed with his monomaniacal ejaculations recently. Fortunately, I'm on the other side of the world, so the big bully can't find me!

They did a subsequent crossover to the same bank and a bloke was clearly viewing a facebook page - probably taking alunch break, but funny.