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Can you tell me how to become so teriffically popular and important as you? Is there any difference between sending emails to one's friends and having a facebook page? I used to write letters to 6 people at a time on two stuck together pieces of A4, I'd have imaginary pub conversations with a themed round robin style letter, but peronalised with imagined chat between the protagonists. I'd draw lines referring to text in another letter which the recipient of that particular piece of the sheet wouldn't be able to see, but would have an idea of the multilateral way I was writing. Basically I invented Facebook - in 1988. Nevertheless, I wish I was SRS.

You meant SCDABJFM?

Why did you say urgently then? There could be other, more worthy goals that require viewing? I wanted to carry on with the silly innuendos, perhaps referring to 'kissing the badge' after you shot and made the girls scream, but I wont. But I just did.

Is this the same Setanta that went bust in Europe? Would we aussies have access to the internet streams that will no doubt appear on the main board? Anyone in Oz streamed a Soton game successfully before? Is it live in UK? Enough questions for ya? Cheers Toby

I am a veteran of 50 years watching Southampton FC. I dropped my zimmer frame when I read all this muppet related twaddle. For the record, she looks like a nice lady, with a friendly smile. She normally dyes it black at the bondage club, but never mind.

ar5e. Any other way round this?

I thought the Knowledge only applied to drivers of licensed hackney cabs in London?* * NB - note absence of reference to colour of cab!

With all those Spartacus references, has anyone noticed Dan Kerins' semi bum-chin, not quite as prominent as Kirk Douglas'. Mind you, he started the Spartacus allusions - do you model yourself on KD?

They've only just stopped eating people, and now the guys in Papua New Guinea are at the cutting edge of linguistic development!

As far as I can see, they did the deed after Bridge and fit bird had split up - therefore Terry hasn't done the dirty explicitly on Bridge (though it's difficult to act all New York and mature when your mate's handing it out to your ex, mind you WB probably has something new in place, mind you his ex looks pretty hot and could trade for higher wages than WB gets I reckon), so it's only the crimes against his family that makes him a jolly bad chap!

The kids went to school?

This always comes up, and I have suggested that people interested in the correct use of words can be allowed to make non-antagonistic corrective posts without distracting from the poster's message. Having said that, if you've rarely looked up a word in a dictionary and copied it by hand into a written essay, what are you supposed to do? Anyway, I've ceased caring really. Interestingly, I've started working with pidgin english: adhesive/sticking plaster - plasta bathroom - rum bilong waswas boat's crew - boskru In many ways, I think it is more advanced than 'regular' english - simple, standardized, intuitive.

Did we already establish that you are both Dog and Deppo with bi-polar disorder?

http://celebrity.aol.co.uk/2010/01/26/gary-coleman-bailed-in-domestic-violence-case/?icid=main|uk|dl2|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fcelebrity.aol.co.uk%2F2010%2F01%2F26%2Fgary-coleman-bailed-in-domestic-violence-case%2F You'll probably have to c&p this, but your dreams may be shattered!!

1) It's not difficult to break a cricket bat in three places, especially if it's from Woolworths 2) I've no idea how I'd react in that situation. Not being used to violence, I would't anticpate behaving like that, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did. 3) Quite angry.

I was also squeezed up next to a female blobby today on the train (I'm not tiny myself, but a seat's a seat). It got too much to bear and I jumped off the train, intending to get into the next carriage. Ballsed it up and ended up waiting for the next train in a desolate industrial estate. How can a person be happy with an arm the same size of an average man's thigh?

I have engaged many plasterers oop north - going rate is £100 a day. In Soton - £200? Bill the insurance £300 and split the diff. (thereby contributing to everyone's insurance premiums going up, but whatever).

It's true - she was a lovely girl.

A joke that needs explaining is a joke that FAILS!

Most people don't know minuscule is spelt minuscule and not miniscule. It's hardly important, I know Arizona is a good spelling pedant, frankly I don't care any more. I simply don't care about spelling stuff - my wife spells stationary for stationery, I can't be arsed to get into a row about that. Confectionery/Confectionary, whatever. The apostrophe in "it's" is only ever used when indicating a contraction of "it is" - who gives a 5hit? Use "Accept" instead of "Except" - why bother learning all this crap? Is it really important? Answer? - No.

I am crying with laughter at the bloody hilariousness of that picture. It doesn't get any better than this.

I recommend Southsea. Glorious beaches, history coming out of its arse, women to die for (or of), easy access to premiership football, endless sailing opportunities. If the January weather isn't spectacular enough, I'm sure there's a few coin-op sunbeds to get on. Your honeymoon will have a smaller environmental impact and the money you save can be spent on consumer goods which will last much longer than a two week trip!

I think you should sell your AyArFiveE down the dilly.

I think it's cruel to make babies roller skate. And St Landrew can't answer coz he's on exactly 7000 posts at the moment.

Being fat and ugly, I only copped off at New Year's parties. Hence Stay Now is my favourite song in the world.