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Jason Puncheon has a big arse. Just saying...

We are going to pwn the January transfer window.

I dare any of you to try and enjoy Wray and Nephew. Horrible stuff. I hate Grapefruit juice, apart from that I'm struggling to think of anything.

Except for the offal, which i'll agree with, you and I sir, have exact opposite tastes! I could't imagine life without coffee and mayo over everything, which Carbonara is my favourite meal. Weird how everyones tastes are different. I hate Sprouts! They actually make me vomit. All in all though, I eat a lot more varied foods than I did two years ago. I've really broadened my horizons with food.

Depends on the type of poo. If it's a big, tough old log, then I'd spend more time on the bog but less time wiping. If it's one of those poos where your bum explodes and it sprays everywhere, then pooing time is minimal but wiping time is increased. Also, if I'm at home, i'll generally have a shower after, which adds 15 minutes on top.

I agree with some, the short sleeve looks good but not sure about the long sleeve. It hasn't immediately won me over like the sash but i'll give it time. I like how the aap3 logo looks like it's smiling!

A used condom and a 1986 German Pfennig. Any other offers?

As credible as us telling them Forecast is a bloody good keeper and the Skates are looking to pay £700k for his services.

We need to make sure Oxo scores some local Southampton poontang, that'd make him stay. (Though natch, Mel Slade did bugger all in keeping Theo here, so this woman must be tied to her mother's apron strings...)

Puncheon is a cockle. I'd take a nappy full of poo in exchange for him, he's a disruptive influence that doesn't want to play for us and I would like to see him sod off at the earliest opportunity. That said, getting money for him would be a bonus.

I would love it, LOVE IT, if we keep hold of Oxo this season. Love it.

We can't even beat an ageing ex-QPR striker. Tsk. Neil Mellor will sort it out.

We're resorting to playing a dead paraplegic when we've let Fish trial at Preston? Adkins out.

Saints? 6th. Skates? 23rd. Bye bye Skates.

No nun pics? You lot are slacking.

I'm hoping the big clubs now realise they can't keep nicking our youngsters for peanuts. You want them, you pay big. Thanks Markus. Still hope we keep hold of him though. He'd be brilliant for us in the Premiership.

It won't be long until that bird becomes the perfect dart board holder.

Kept Guly, released Pulis. I think Adkins made the right decision imo.

You are my Jack Cork, my only Jack Cork, You make me horny, cos I am gay, You'll never know Jack, how much I love you, So please don't take my Jack Cork away. I can see the Northam singing this one.

Unless Nigel wants him to join up with the training camp ASAP. I'm of the opinion that i'll believe it when I see it.

Eerie. I just signed him for Bury on CM2003. It's a sign I tells ya.

I have a friend that moved from Hertfordshire to Skatesmouth for a job as an Organist, every single day he moans about the state of the place and the scum that live there. I've never lived in either, but I've been to both, and hands down Southampton is the better city. Portsmouth scares me. There's some plug ugly half breeds there. (i'm including my friend in that!)

Harewood's gone to China.

Jonno Quick has that last one covered.

Free Transfer? Well I don't know what he's like, but if it's a fairly inexpensive contract, then adding squad depth can only be a good thing.