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Checked in on the Posh forum last night, and they talk about CMS as if he's 100% leaving. Talk of who will replace him is rife, so they sound pretty certain they won't hold onto him, promotion or not. It also sounds like they believe he's off to Norwich, as per Norwich's earlier season bid, but with Norwich achieving promotion, I get the feeling CMS won't be too high up on their list of striker signings now, which could put us in a very sweet position.

Neither. They should be scared of us.

I've just cut my toenails and now will floss my teeth. Kills ten minutes.

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How about instead of a two legged semi, have just the one game, with extra time and penalties if needed, played at the ground of the team that finished higher? So third place gets the home advantage over 6th, with no away leg, and third place gets home advantage over fourth? Too unfair? Again I don't see it happening! I always liked the idea of the play-off between second bottom in LEague Two and second place in the Conference, but then I am a bit weird.

Posh vs Huddersfield in the final would make a fantastic final and would be a great advert for this season's League One.

Bompey's ten men surely can't do it. Can they?

Pullis Jr: Dad, I need some help. Pulis Sr: What's that son? Pulis Jr: Saints released me, and no-one else is stupid enough to take me on. Pulis Sr: Wow that's a bugger isn't it. Pulis Jr: Yep. Soooooooo, I was wondering, any chance of a contract at Stoke? Pulis Sr: Mmmmmmmmwahahahahaha... (7 hours later) ...hahahahaha! Erm no. But Maccy D's are recruiting...

Bit of Airdale in there imo

Sol

Deserved

With much bollocking from my missus I am reliably informed my wedding next year is the 9th June, not the 8th. I won't live that mistake down for a while...

I was working at Heathrow tonight so it wasn't me. Ignorant Americans thought my "I love SFC" badge meant I was declaring my love for Southern Fried Chicken. Fat Bastards.

May 16th, 23:27. (Or, to cover my arse, June 8th, my wedding date next year.)

What are Barnard's favourite sweets? Jail-Lee babies! Getting coat...

Terror

As a kid, I recon I was about 8 or 9, I was walking down the road at night with my mum and we saw what looked like a dog lying on the pavement. On closer inspection it was a man, still breathing but unconciouss. Whilst wondering whether to call an ambulance, I saw a note tucked into a clear pocket on his jacket that said "Attention, I am an epileptic, please do not move me or put anything in my mouth, I will come round eventually, just make me as confortable as possible." or words to that effect. After getting a householders attention, we covered him with a blanket and when he did come round, the householder made him a cup of tea. It seems like an everyday thing now, but at the age of 8/9 it was quite scary. At work I used to be a first aider, and people fall down the escalators all the time, like they're flipping lemmings. One such incident I had to deal with was a lady who had fallen backwards and cracked her head open on the edge of the step (solid metal). I ran for the first aid kit, whipped out whatever gauze and bandages I could find, and tried to stem the flow of blood which was gushing from her head. It was a massive cut and there was very little I could do for her. Eventually the paramedic that rides his bike around Heathrow was first on the scene, and he did his best to cover the cut but it wouldn't stop bleeding. The paramedic sent her to hospital, and I felt sorry for her, but she missed her dream holiday to South Africa. I hope she was insured. I was covered in blood! Gross.

I don't think they'll be too much of a threat next season. Relegation will hurt them hard, many of their better players will leave as they'll still want to play in the Premiership, and West Ham will have to conjure up a few miracle signings to be a force. Unlike some clubs like WBA, West Ham had invested for bigger things, next season could be a matter of consolidation for them. Blackpool will drop too, their last day decider of Man Utd (albeit at Old Trafford) echoes our last game in the Premiership, and they'll be joined by either Wigan or Birmingham, though I feel that will come down to goal difference. (Wigan's match at Stoke though is winable, Stoke have nothing to play for now, Tottenham, Brum's opponents, do).

In Memoriam - Master Bates. Deppo is pretty funny tbf. They say all the Ugly blokes develop their sense of humour better. This is true, in my case.

Anything over a million would be ok, but I'd be quite happy to lower the fees a bit just to get rid of the egotistical, big-headed, self-loving phucker.

Great news imo. Managerial stability is what this club has been lacking for a while and kudos to Cortese for taking the risk and to Adkins for believing he can bring us success. Yes question marks may remain over his transfer nous, as we haven't seen that yet really, but we're a club on the up with a good young manager that other clubs can't pilfer on the cheap, and if he does get us to the Premiership, the same questions asked of Paul Lambert's future shouldn't be asked of Adkins. Looking forward to the future.

Bags of goals in the nPC play-offs thus far. Lol League One will show them how to do it.

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Our target is to get into the Premiership in the next couple of years, and we can do that so much better with Chamberlain in the team. That said, I'm sure even Cortese would be tempted with £12 million and a loan back clause, or whatever stupid money is being offered, although we are not Arsenal's effing feeder club, so they can nosh off.