SNSUN

My Brentford mate with contacts has told me he can get me in with the player's wives and girlfriends. If I'm not working, I quite fancy that. Not sure if there are any tappable ladies there but i'll dangle my knob out there and see if I can catch a bite.

Ain't no stopping us now... by Luther Vandross Just the way you are... Billy Joel

This thread reminds me of the goal celebration in Mike Bassett England Manager when the player gets nekkid after scoring...

Too late. :-(

Need some help from GOD:

Guly close again. There's too much creativity in this team to draw a blank again, and with Lallana and Forte on the bench, we've still got a hell of a chance... One before half time would be loverly jubberly.

Slow forum means someone scored... ...arse. Still plenty of time to sort this out. Please God...

Let them knacker their little leggies out - keep it 0-0 til about 55 minutes, then rape their tired legs with a 4 goal second half super show. That'll do me...

Cocking cocked my cocking bet up - I didn't have an e/w on Oscar Time, I'd somehow put it on to win. So close, yet so far. :-(

Or how underweight they are. A bit of both I suspect.

This would be a massive 3 points. I reckon a bit of MLT luck is required:

SMS matchdays I follow the same routine - drive down to Winchester services, get the biggest strongest coffee I can order from Costa. Drive to Lime Street CP, Royal Oak for a couple of beers, off to the ground, programme, burger, browse around shop, game, back to CP then home. It's not really a ritual, just a routine. I do have a ritual during games, which is to clutch onto my MLT Corinthian figure. It has mostly brought us good luck. My missus is a lucky charm too - making her watch Saints instead of her beloved Norwich seems to bring good luck to Saints - I think in the whole time I've brought her to SMS, we've never lost.

Twas my username from years ago on 606 and S4E. The joke got old so I shortened it. in your case, I'm thinking sod the shirt, life size inflatable doll. I think people would pay me to keep my arse covered up, it's nothing like my avatar...

"saint no stopping us now" would cost me a fortune if I paid per letter, SNSUN would mean nothing to anyone. Now as for getting my avatar blown up and put on the back of my shirt...

Looks like a map of London somehow. The firework in the top left is Wembley.

Looking at the fixtures, I reckon we need 13 points to cement second. we'll win our home games, so that leaves 4 points to find from our away games. win vs Rochdale tomorrow and we're virtually home and dry!

I would much rather Brighton win against Huddersfield and we can finish second comfortably than worry about being champions. It's virtually undoable anyway imo, Brighton deserve to be up there with their consistency. Getting out this league is priority number one, second place gives us this, and I'd take it with bells on. But all we can do is keep winning...

Great win - Saints of old would have thrown this game away, this team went and scored a second to ease things. Barnard is really on fire at the moment - sounded like Fonte had a great game too. Perfect result in the Posh vs Udders game to IMO, lovely weather out, I'm off to get wasted and I had Oscar Time ew in the National. Nice.

GET IN THERE. Massive 3 points here.

Rochdale still losing. Huddersfield still losing. Saints still winning. FFS hold on!!!

Where's Forte when you need him! We seem to have gone very defensive with Seaborne and Gobern in there - Now Martin's coming on...

Two dead horses in the National... :-(

Slow OWTS from the Saints fans

Win it for Markus.