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It doesn't speak volumes for my boarding school but I went to school with him. I swear we don't all sound like that - he was a one off - when the rest of us all dressed down into casula clothing after school, he used to change from his uniform into a suit and tie. He was quite elitest, aqlways though he was better than others. Not the worst bloke in the world, conversationally ok, but he won't have many fans.

Ponty - no, the arts forum is my least viewed forum!

Love it or hate it, it's back. 13 weeks of trying to avoid it like the plague will be tough, but at least it's the last one. Will you be watching? No sexy twins this year for me, instead I have an old school colleague of mine in there, Ben Duncan. I don't think many people will like him... Oh bollix to it - here's a pic of the twins anyway.

My farts are so loud there's very little reason for me to buy a vuvuzela.

Those adverts ****** me off. How much Gold do they think people have!?!!? 'Sides, they're shyte.

Perhaps, but for a player of Tevez's quality, he doesn't need many opportunities to get goals. I haven't bet on it, it just jumped out at me. Incidentally, off topic of the World Cup, but on topic of betting, I've had a flutter on Redknapp being the next Liverpool boss. Whilst I tend to think he's stick with Tottenham now he's got them into Europe, I wouldn't be suprised to see him jump ship.

Tevez is 33/1 to be top scorer - good odds there IMO. I've just had a fiver on an Argentina/Brazil final. Madness.

Worth a tenner surely?

Playing a "goalscoring" left winger at left back was ridiculous - on top of that, Surman got the same treatment. Not quite sure what was going on there...

I wouldn't blame Seaman for Ronaldinho's goal in 2002. That was a one of a kind shot that most, if not all, keepers wouldn't have got to.

England will win their group, play Serbia in the Last 16, win that, play France in the quarter finals, win that, and lose to Brazil in the semi finals. Final will be Brazil vs Argentina, Argentina will win. Suprise team of the tournament will be Japan, losing to Spain in the quarter finals. Biggest team to go out in the group stages - Portugal.

Oi, that's my line. To be fair, if we sign him, we already have a song for him. (Thank you Black Lace.)

We're not mowing it. We're letting it grow long so that, during pre-season training, we get plenty of practice on shyte pitches - which should do us well at crappier stadiums. Then, as the season commences, we'll be mowing a line into the pitch, one a month, in installments through the season.

We'll lose 7-1 to Colchester, then turn our season around. No wait, that was Norwich. I would like the toughest possible test away as our first game - whatever happens we can put it to the back of our minds. Sheffield Wednesday or the like, away, and we'll draw. 3-3.

I'm 29. This thread makes me feel good.

Thank God I'm only the latter...

There is not a chance we will start pre-season training without at least one recognised right back being brought in, so I've got no worries about the lack of goings on at SMS yet. Patience is a virtue, It's pleasant to have very little going on at our club after a few seasons of unrest.

This is a question better asked and answered the day before the first game of the season - we don't know who will be brought to League One yet by any team, but as it stands now, you simply can't look past our front two. I'm not sure Barnard will play enough games to get a decent goal tally. I think he's a good, hardworking player, with a keen eye for goal, but if Pards opts to play the 4-5-1 more often than not, then it's Barnard that will be the sacrifice. Lambert for me.

"The club are also looking for centre-backs and a striker in a similar mould to Lambert." We could do worse than pester Huddersfield and try and sign Jordan Rhodes, it'd continue our vein of trying to sign other clubs' best players. I wasn't too impressed with him at SMS (or of any of their players tbf), but his goal record doesn't lie.

I had to Wiki that - you learn something every day.

That's not a superpower - all of the Portsmouth fans can do the same...

Broody? :-?

In truthfulness, I did check with We Buy Any Car.com as to how much I could get for my car. They want to financially rape me, beat me up, then steal my car. How they get ANYONE to sell their cars to them, with those shocking valuations, is beyond me.

He's the warm up act. It gets pretty cold in there...

I thought it said Beanburger. Which to a massive carnivore like myself, sounds disgusting.