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I have had a dump at SMS, in the outside toilets near the Megastore. When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Tis ok sugar, I'm having a manicure tomorrow, just after my pedicure and spray tan.

--------------------James--------------- Johnson---Terry---Ferdinand---Cole------ --------Gerrard--Lampard---Barry-------- Lennon---------------------------Cole--- ---------------Rooney-------------------

For people thinking we haven't got a pot to pee in, well, at least we have a cup we can pee in.:smt038

I'm worried that the SMS bogs don't have enough bog paper, and one day I'll have the squits and nothing to wipe up with. Tis a worry all right, a major worry. If we're in financial trouble, maybe that's why there's no bog paper after half time, it would explain a few things. Or, on the other hand, it could be a conspiracy to make me look like a prat when I have poo on my handkerchief.

This is the first summer in years, perhaps since Burley's big summer of spending, that we haven't had anything to worry about. I'm enjoying it. Let the gaffer and co have their summer holidays, we'll obtain the signings we require before August, have no fear. Sit back, relax, and let the World Cup divert some attention.

I would also like the TV cameras to stop filming hot, sexy women wearing next to nothing, that they pick out of a crowd and fixate on for the following 90 minutes. I'm fed up of being reminded of all the women in the world that are sexier than my missus. I just want to watch 22 men touching each other, is that so much to ask?!?!?!

Didn't impress in either friendly - SWP had a good cameo against the Japs. Wright-Phillips is much like Walcott in style, but has IMO a better end product. Had Becks been fit, it'd have been a moot point, but he's not, so it isn't.

Ergo, I think Capello has got it spot on. We're not the best team on paper in the tournament (Argentina are IMO), but team spirit could potentially see us through. Do we have enough of it though?

My missus told me that she thinks kelvin is our fittest player. Might explain why she's with me.

Good preparation IMO - If we sign him, I think we will be "freddie" for promotion to the nPC.

Unheard of by us - they apparently finished fourth in their top flight last season.

Post season is dull without flinging a little bit of poo around.

I feel this would be Much Adu About Nothing. Does anyone get a sense of de ja vu? :-) Yes, he'd be a high profile signing, but his career has taken a tumble - can we make him the man version of the kid that had so much promise?

Stefanovic?

De Zeeuw?

As puns go, you've just won the League.

Two faux pas phrases for next year then.

Kebab van outside the ground pls

If we sign him, would I get away with "I love D ick" on the back of my Saints shirt? Would D ick be unblocked from the swear filter on here?

I fear this is Much Adu About Nothing. Damn if I didn't just work a Shakespeare play into the world of SFC.

I breath a sigh of relief that you're not posting on here naked.:smt103

According to this, it was his second game he scored the hattrick... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-southampton-0-leeds-united-3--hattrick-from-bridges-sinks-southampton-1112280.html

Bergkamp? Or was he a few games into his career with Arsenal by then?