Whitey Grandad

Indeed. You might as well ask how many goals Elvis would have scored had he been playing up front.

It’s the old ‘sliding doors’ / parallel universe theory.

Meh. Vincible, shmincible.

Ten years is a long time for me and I doubt that I’ll see half of that but good luck with the future, lads!

Don’t be so silly. Of course we don’t know.

No different.

That’s not what Mr. Nutkin says.

This has nothing to do with Bazunu's qualities, or lack of them. It’s the hypothetical nature of the question as to how he might have played. We might just as well ask whether Elvis would have got a double hat trick had he played up front. But he wasn’t available either. It’s the pathological obsession with someone who wasn’t anywhere near the pitch today that annoys me. But thanks, all the same 🙂

And that’s the long and short of it. On to Friday 🫣

Er… No, that’s one thing you can’t do.

I tried to look it up but found nothing. I think the next two games are seen as an extension to the regular season. A red card on Friday would mean missing the next match or three.

We shall never know, shall we?

That’s the most stupid, inane question I have ever heard. He wasn’t playing FFS. He wasn’t even on the bench. Deal with it and get yourselves another obsession.

Possession figures are an irrelevance.

And a clean sheet 😧

0-0 I’d have settled for that before the start.

Because he’s aiming for the other wing.

Because we don’t keep it.

Nobody ever scored from the Royal Box. Just get rid of it!

WTF are you doing?

Not when he’s injured.

Meh. Should have held it 😉

Mare is the right word.

Fraser, Brooks and Stewart on.

Armstrong, Mara and Manning off, apparently.