Whitey Grandad

Remember, it’s the thought that counts. Maybe she hates you?

I thought the Old Bill liked to keep an eye on the away fans and wanted them close at hand.

I expect it’s all that scar tissue that’s causing the problem.

Why does he allow that to keep on happening? On one occasion in the first half on Tuesday Manning was practically holding hands with Bednarek in the middle of the pitch. Meanwhile there was a whole quarter of the pitch that was empty of any Saints player. Swansea had a couple of good chances that came from our undefended left side.

We have one such supporter sitting near us. It’s fair to say that his presence spreads out all along the row.

A moment’s thought would tell you that any such wine would be bottled in Britain.

What was wrong with the traditional handshake and trot back to the centre circle?

This is where the ECHR comes in.

We play Plymouth Friday evening and Norwich on Monday so there are two empty days between.

No longer applies to us.

I’ll take that as a yes.

There’s the odd phone call or two, isn’t there?

Yes it is. I went across to Woolacombe to scatter some of my wife’s ashes on the beach. It’s a fabulous place, well worth a visit. I should wait for a tide or two though first 🫣

It was closed.

I drove through there last week 😉

In cases like this it’s normally awarded as a 3-0 win to the aggrieved side.

The previous pitch had more mud than Glastonbury.

I have been known to buy just the one for 1/4p

Just keep him away from any high windows.

Black Jacks if I remember correctly.

I was open minded an scrupulously correct. Firm but fair, that’s me 🥸

But we might get a better system. Well, a man can hope.

Good point.

Someone you want to bed? When I was at university it was someone who made your bed.

“my family” means “me”