Whitey Grandad

Brilliant player. Thanks Bournemouth. Can we sign him up?

One of those.

Bugger. Now they’ve got their excuse ready for when we thrash them.

Faffing about at the back with no purpose. Again.

Name dropping.. I watched it at home on Sky and invited my neighbour Ivan Golac round to watch it with me. He didn’t have Sky Sports.

They never saw him coming.

Shame I can’t be there tonight. I was really looking forward to seeing David Brooks play.

A pedant never sleeps

Spoilsport

Ironic really.

Amazing! Has this ever happened before?

Ta. I read and contribute to a blog written by his father.

It’s different.

FA Cup final, playoff or both?

Hmm. What limited lives some people lead. Where was this from?

Well, if they’re not going to consult me about the date they can expect an empty house. 🙄

“How have the mighty fallen”

Cut out the middle bird and just eat the food.

That wasn’t a goal kick.

Unprecedented doesn’t mean impossible. What’s to stop Leeds, Leicester or Ipswich getting 95 points, especially if they all beat us?

Only 30 games a season?

I’m fine, thanks. Do you really think we’d know the truth?

Haven't they been doing that for decades?

But if you went to Thailand who knows what sorts of diseases you might bring back?