Whitey Grandad

If you can find a bus.

He's young and inexperienced with all that goes with that. He has also been woefully exposed by what we call our defence.

None of the insults please, sonny. You cannot seriously expect any goalkeeper to save a shot that's low down from just over ten yards out. That shot was closer than the penalty spot. The goal is 8 yards wide. That's 24 feet wide. There's enough room for four six- foot goalkeepers to stretch out along it. Or for one goalkeeper to have twelve feet either side of him. It didn't matter where he positioned himself Longstaff would have put the ball past him. Try spending some time in goal yourself and you might understand what's involved.

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First goal was not stoppable. Ten yards out.

As Bob Monkhouse used to say, "You know you're getting old when you you walk into a room and can't remember why you went there. And it's the toilet."

That would be a complete mess. Maybe the Dutch team of ‘total football’ could have tried it. Then you would have AA knackered after running the length of the pitch whilst his central defenders had been spectators.

Yes, it’s a good squad of players. All we have to do now is get them playing as a unified team.

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You left out, being invisible, groaning when you get up even if nothing hurts, finding all noises too loud, getting annoyed by wailing teenagers doing something called pop music, not being able to stand all through a game of football.

That would be what a well organised team would do. The team should keep its shape at all times and not be pulled about by surging runs towards its own goal. It should be a layered defence and you should never have to rely on one of your front men to run all the way back to your own goalkeeper. The defender of last resort should make his challenge by the edge of the penalty area at the latest. Once an attacker has had a free run all the way right up to within ten yards of the goal then they will most probably score.

No they wouldn’t.

I have never said that. What I have said is that runners are not tracked right back into your own penalty box and never shepherded right back to your own goalkeeper. One of the central back defenders should step up and block the attacker. How far back should AA have run with Longstaff, do you think?

If we do that then we are almost certainly relegated.

You’re miles off. Bednarek is not supposed to ‘mark’ a player who runs into the box. He’s supposed to confront him and put in a challenge. Watch the goal again and you can see him looking around like a lost child and he doesn’t even try to get to the ball. He turns himself sideways on and looks away completely almost as if he’s terrified of getting hit by the ball. Bazunu never had a chance. Longstaff was closer than the penalty spot and you wouldn’t normally expect a goalkeeper to save those.

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For the first time in my life I shall be cheering for Man Utd during the final. I can’t believe I’m saying this. I feel cheap and dirty.

Yes he was only 10 yards out without being challenged. Bednarek was standing on the six yarxline with nothing to do and should have made a challenge of some sort. You don't want your attacker to have to run up and down the full length of the pitch all match. They hand him over to a defender to deal with.

As an attacker or even an attacking midfielder you don't run all over the pitch chasing everything that moves. You follow your opponent back towards your own goal trying to get your foot in or shepherd him out wide but as you get to the edge of your own box you expect him to run into one of your own defenders. It should be a layered defence. Yesterday they just waltzed into our penalty are without a challenge.

AA couldn’t be expected to track a run all the way back to his goalkeeper.

To be fair they’re all at fault. It was a team effort. But you don’t normally expect your forwards to track an opponent all the way back to your own penalty spot.

I disagree. He could have blocked that shot, or at least made Longstaff think twice.

So in summary it is negative, submissive and leaves you short in midfield.

But did nothing for their first goal. Made himself as thin as possible and turned side on to the kick. Even turned his head away.