Whitey Grandad

How many exactly? Three or four? We win. Just rejoice at that news!

We weren’t that bad. Nowhere near it. We won, get over it.

Indeed it will. I thought Bazunu had a good game. Until he dropped the ball.

Well bugger me backwards with a barge pole. A clean sheet! And a win

So that’s why they call him El Nou-used. Shame, he has put in a lot of hard work.

He can’t resist the temptation to fiddle.

No, Amazon Prime Video 🤨

My feed is at least 30 seconds behind you!

Nice move, good goal.

He’s not a bad player. The trouble is that he’s not a very good one either.

I’d rather not.

Six years since the vote, of course, which should have been plenty of time to think of something.

Dog walkers with stretchy dog leads. They’re like a minesweeper with a paravane, scything down anything that gets in their way.

He missed a few good chances yesterday. Very Saints-like.

Absolutely not. There is plenty of contact throughout the game.

I disagree. Soucek just flung himself to the ground. They do this a lot these forwards.

The expectations at Villa are higher.

It depends on the circumstances. According to the new soccer rules, if the ball hits the referee while the game is on, then the game should stop if any of the following things happen afterwards: The ball goes into one of the nets (a goal is scored) The team possessing the ball changes One of the teams gets a promising chance to score If the ball touches the referee slightly and none of the above mentioned things happen, then the referee keeps the ball in play instead of pausing the game and wasting time to give the ball to the team who already has it anyways.

Nope. The ball hits the ref but West Ham continue to have possession so no need to stop the game. What did West Ham want the ref to do about Perraud’s goal? It’s not his fault that Bowen runs into him. Perraud managed to avoid him, perhaps Bowen ought to be more aware of what was around him?

Already done

With conical gravestones.

You luck barsteward. I came downstairs yesterday morning to find water dripping from my lounge ceiling. My central heating diverted valve has sprung a leak and I won’t get a replacement until later this afternoon. Then it’s got to be fitted after draining down the system

That’s the responsibility of the fourth official. Sadly they have very little option for sanctions.

back in the days when I used to be still active I got chatting to a young mum who said that she really enjoyed having a go at the ref when her young lad was playing. I told her that her behaviour was shameful and she just said "It's all part of the fun innit?"

So what? This is only a matter of your opinion. Most players haven't got a clue about the Laws of the Game and if they win a free kick it's the only thing they're going to get going for them all weekend.