Whitey Grandad

It can't

That’s because McCarthy is not as good.

This is my specialist subject. I would never underestimate the Chinese.

You have been watching some other keeper. Are you really, seriously blaming him for any of those goals at Man City?

I don’t think you understand the range of complexities involved. It’s one thing to be able to make these things, quite another to be able to design a complex one.

If those were the targets then they’re not very good at hitting them.

I liked him. But that means nothing.

Decide upon your best team and stick to it. Don’t make multiple changes for every games.

We have no way of knowing. There are too many potential suspects

So you think that Ukraine is responsible for damaging the bridge?

You do realise that the Ukrainians had nothing to do with this? Your fellow Russians couldn’t even blow up their own bridge properly. But that was probably the whole idea.

We have to start somewhere.

Indeed we all do. And that’s exactly what we’re all complaining about.

Exactly. And that’s what’s wrong with this so-called democratic system of ours.

And has time for improvement.McCarthy is not going to get any better.

They lost 4-0 at Man City too.

And a Happy Hallowe’en to you too!

I’d give him two fingers.

My iPad Mini that I bought recently has a USB-C plug.

If only poor old Vlad had checked first. He doesn’t realise that I signed four pieces of paper a couple of weeks ago declaring that these four regions now belonged to the little-known realm of Whiteygrandadland.

Why do you think he could provide that? The end of his tenure here was just as bad as Ralph’s.

We didn't lose any points because we never had them.

Any fear that they might go for Ralph?

Yep, just as bad.

He caught the virus that was going around the squad.