Whitey Grandad

Charlie Austin hat trick. Works for me

His right foot catches the back of his left calf.

Højbjerg looks bloody good.

I'd call that a result:)

Shaw's right leg was caught. Right under the referee's nose too. Clasie knew it and so did all the other players.

That happens more to Targett than to others. Players tackle other players and win the ball, that happens too.

Are you serious? He gets dummies inside and just waves his left leg at the ball as it goes past him on the outside. He fell for exactly the same move earlier in the game and Davis rescued him at a stretch.

Good. He obviously doesn't want a transfer there

Targett again! Don't just wave your little toe at him, take him out!!!

Some of ours have brown stains on them

That's anybody on this forum.

Fair point, but that was exceptional. In general league results are related to spending but that includes wages as much as contract purchases and whether we would want to or are able to go down the route of excessive spending is debatable. FFP comes into play somewhere in this.

You could sell £110m of players and buy one for £120m. That would be a net spend of £10 by the simplistic accounting method yet would still leave only one player in the squad.

Er... Haven't you just demonstrated that net spend is not relevant?

And we get paper towels at half time.

Nobody knows what was in the minds of the voters. You yourself are not able to tell us what you personally want to see as the outcome despite repeated requests.

Well said.

To start with have you allowed for agents' and lawyers' fees?

We throw away all our existing trade arrangements with the rest of the world as well when we leave the EU. We can continue to trade afterwards but it will be a lot more expensive and time-consuming. It's not all about tariffs either: http://cep.lse.ac.uk/pubs/download/pa016.pdf#page=3 As for our glorious Ministers for Brexit they literally don't have a clue as to how to proceed: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-will-be-delayed-until-end-of-2019-6kxb7sgrr “They don’t have the infrastructure for the people they need to hire. They say they don’t even know the right questions to ask when they finally begin bargaining with Europe.” Maybe they're too busy empire-building: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/brexit-bureaucracy-will-infuriate-out-voters-xcwcmrjwg http://cep.lse.ac.uk/pubs/download/pa016.pdf#page=3

If you really believe that then I have some Nigerian bonds that you may be interested in.

Do you really believe that we have £38million stashed away in a bank somewhere?

+ dusted

What do you want. Seriously, what do you want? Do you want us to win the league, because I don't think that's going to happen. Win a domestic cup? Much of that is down to chance if you don't have a big squad. Get into a European competition? Apart from that there's not a lot else to go for. We are never going to sustainably be rubbing shoulders with the big boys.

You're forgetting that Everton at the only club with ambition.

Oh great! Now we can't afford to go abroad and we can't even go on holiday in the UK because it's full of bl**dy foreigners and the roads are crowded.