Whitey Grandad

For a bet George Best once played a whole game using only his left foot. And he scored with it.

It wouldn't be £70million up front.

This (I'd prefer £80m )

The contract of sale would be separate from the player's contract of employment.

A paper profit's not a profit until it's banked. If the offer is high enough we should grab it and run away laughing. Who knows, he might never reach his previous standard.

Ta muchly.

So we had a bad season last year? I blame Puel

One game doesn't make an exciting season.

Care to elaborate? You haven't got the slightest idea about life in the fifties.

Knuckle down and work hard and they might just earn it. Everybody started off poor.

Unless they get more right wing and turn Tory as they get older.

Good point, but perhaps they will fail in their qualifying game or maybe finish 3rd if they get to the groups?

Yes, it rather spoils you for anything else.

Yes, it rather spoils you for anything else.

We should all be eternally grateful to him for scoring our first two goals against Arsenal in our last game at The Dell and thereby setting up Matty's glorious winner. Edit: enjoy MOTD all over again:

Do you really think she inherited a bit pot of gold? All loans have to be at a commercial rate.

So far they have. How long before one goes astray and hits Japan?

Maybe, but they shouldn't test them on other nations.

That is why Hoddle never made it as a manager. Matt scored that hat trick for England B and still didn't get picked. For anybody who supports England it was one big crying shame.

I was reduced to tears watching those, all of which I saw live. It is one of the great privileges of my life that I was there to see him in his prime.

Our two arrived this morning. A lot of box for a little bit of plastic.

When did it stop being the Milk Cup???

Cheers for that, Trousers. He seems very content, and great news that Højbjerg is pregnant.

We've had two flat tyres in less than a week. In Ilfracombe last Friday the front nearside on my Mercedes went flat with screw damage in under 300 yards and I had to get a replacement from ATS in Barnstaple (very good) for £141 and yesterday my wife's new Celerio had a screw sticking out of its shoulder for another £52. Both tyres were almost brand new. That's nearly £200 and a load of bother for nothing.

Look what happened to the Bismark when it lost its rudder. Just saying...