Whitey Grandad

Trying to guess the motives of those who post on here is a thankless and almost impossible task. Sometimes I don't even know why I do it. Oh, and yes... good to see the big man back amongst land of the alive and kicking.

This is true.

The irony is not always obvious in online postings.

She's got to find one first. A wooden stake would probably be best.

Great film. Worth catching the out-takes to see how Sigourney gets her uniform ripped.

Long has scored 2 in the league and 2 in the cup.

Yes he is. I swear he doesn't do his MOTD commentary live but adds it later in the studio. Some of his comments just before an incident seem thought out beforehand to me.

I thought Pellè's air shot was better. 8.5 for artistic merit.

Never a better time to sing 'Jose Fonte, baby', surely?

Bring me the head of Dejan Lovren.

You forgot to mention 'games at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon'

Yes, I agree with both of you.

We've got 21 points after 16 games, we are exactly where we deserve to be.

It doesn't matter, just so long as we pick up the points. Is it better to beat the team at the top and lose to the bottom or the other way around? Or does it not make any difference?

But Bournemouth have beaten Man Utd and are below us in the table. Maybe the teams we have beaten are below us in the table because we have beaten them.all that matters is getting points no matter where we get them from.

I'm not sure what the point is, to be honest.

I think Dalek and RK are one and the same person.

I don't car who we beat as long as we beat somebody. We don't get any more points for beating a team from the top half of the table.

The next 22 games, perhaps.

3 goals ought to do it.

Exciting? Even when Saints are playing?

I saw it carved in hieroglyphics on a pyramid in Egypt.

And the legal aspects get quite involved... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/12056756/Jose-Mourinho-sacking-means-Eva-Carneiro-could-make-dramatic-return-to-Chelsea.html

Was it Alan Ball who said that he was trying to give his team a pep talk and then realised that it was a waste of time because he was talking to a bunch of multi-millionaires.

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