Whitey Grandad

Not unless they win it this year.

This is where it all went Pete Tong:

I wish I could fail so spectacularly.

CHDAJFU?

Ranieri to Chelsea. You know it makes sense

This is the key point. He dithered because he didn't know what to do. There's a bit about Guardiola and his methods in the Mail today, one sentence stood out for me: 'Every drill is rooted in a match situation with Guardiola's sole aim to give the players so many options that it becomes impossible for something to happen to him in a game that he is not prepared for.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3363189/Pep-Guardiola-pass-master-set-cast-spell-Premier-League-convince-new-players-philosophy.html Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Ranieri. You heard it here first

They can't even get the accent on his name right, there are three versions in there somewhere and the €35m refers to Falcao, I believe. In any case, it all hangs on Mourinho still being there next month.

It should all settle into some sort of balance eventually.

They do a boat trip round the canals. There are chocolate, lace and chip shops everywhere. Trappist beer if you haven't tried it before. If you have you probably won't try it again. Walk about a lot and explore, it's a great place.

Which season was that?

Throttles

Maybe, but it all comes down to the money. As Kieman might say, 'too expensive'.

I stopped at 'Loud Whitey Lie'

Aren't we loaned up to our limit?

Leave it. It's not worth it.

Forks? Short for 'for f***'s sake'

Austin scores his second, now QPR 2-2 Brighton

Austin scores for QPR.

He would but I think we need more than that, much more.

Underwhelmed

Flabby Gabby could be available in January, not that I'm advocating him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3360070/Remi-Garde-listen-offers-Gabby-Agbonlahor-forward-s-10-year-spell-Aston-Villa-end-January.html

I would love it, love it. They might even win the Champions League on the way down.

Yes, you're absolutely right

Unless we want to sell him to Spuds so he would need to put in a good performance?