Whitey Grandad

No, I like it as it is. Couldn't be better in my opinion.

Just to remind anyone who might confuse the two... The European Court of Human Rights has nothing to do with the European Union. We could secede from it very easily.

My missus went to a TV recording of one of the first series. She was a couple of rows behind the red Indian but not quite in shot.

Lefty is as lefty does.

Music at a football match is what I meant to say, but I don't like unnecessary obtrusive music that's just there to make background noise. I like to be able to listen to my own music at times but I have raging incurable tinnitus in my left ear which gets worse when exposed to loud noises. There's irony for you, if it subsides enough for me to enjoy the music then listening to it sets it off again.

I hate any music but an electronic organ is the worst.

Far too young to have to go. Life's not fair. My condolences to her family.

Some people weren't even there.

It serves him right for trying a feeble joke.

Yes, he'll always be remembered with affection. (In that second photo they all look like they are wearing player masks that they were given at Swansea)

Fair point, but that was quite a while ago.

In our present position I think it's right for him to be given a few full games but I wouldn't want him to be starting at the beginning of next season. Scent from my wife's bottle of No. 5

I thought this was quoting from Patrick Collins in The Mail On Sunday: 'And perhaps the bravest contribution of all was made by Mauricio Pochettino, whose young and fearless footballers made a visit to Southampton one of the most rewarding experiences the League has to offer.' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2619691/PATRICK-COLLINS-Jose-Mourinhos-conceit-not-curbed-age-just-picture-keeping-ball-Steven-Gerrard-shows.html Scent from my wife's bottle of No. 5

He'll learn. Who's ever heard of an 18-year old striker ripping 'em apart in the Premier League?

There must be something installed on it. Try double-pressing the Home button and see what programs are running. Edit: there's quite a lot if it about try Googling: 'iphone making calls on its own'

The season ended weeks ago.

And Swansea this season.

When the fixture list was announced I never in a million years thought that neither team would have anything to play for.

Brilliant goal. He made it look easy.

Indeed. I'm surprised at this result but very pleased.

I watched that game and I thought he was fair to both teams.

Bloody 'ell. Was that both knees?

I've always wanted a groin strain.

I strongly disagree. There's nothing wrong with celebrating differences but to do that entirely on the basis of colour is fundamentally wrong.

I only ask these questions in order to encourage us to examine established viewpoints. My point about these comedians is that they constantly remind that we have different skin colours. If somebody has been born and bred in British culture then why should skin colour matter. People are peopl, fat or thin, good or bad.