Whitey Grandad

Don't be such a wet fanny. The club aren't going to sign a player just for the sake of it, this is a long-term project.

I'd say McDonald's but you couldn't really call it meat.

Porcupine?

Enjoy: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_deLjD_Ykbb4/TTsrKhG0lRI/AAAAAAAAAOc/VsJ2B2qyGmQ/s640/logans-run-15.jpg I prefer 'Walkabout' https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmBOFoa_XkQ6SaKpNxYBTwFGhxspfyBfoROSgb_-Wya0cQ7cunbg

From where?

And we might have scraped a replay.

Sharon Maughan And her daughter, Alice Eve http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uj7EP7PCePs/UTyPhnhnQxI/AAAAAAAAA08/tP5SYYJu0CI/s640/Alice_Eve.jpg Yes, Rojo would be good-oh.

You're no fun anymore. What rumours have you heard?

Too late for me

Man Utd reserves are stronger than most other club's first team. Playing your best team doesn't guarantee a win but it does improve your chances.

A new contract will make no difference to whether he stays or goes, it only affects the price we get for him.

Cut your losses and free up a player registration. It was a bad choice from the start and the inquisitions can start later.

Well, enough to maybe scrape a draw if you stretch things a bit.

He doesn't think.

That all depends on which stands are open and which team we put out.

Not both???

No sh1t, Shawlock.

Shabby Tiger? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sgg43WuAL._SS500_.jpg I'll see your Prunella Gee and raise you an Ingrid Pitt (1937-2010, The Vampire Lovers, Where Eagles Dare). I'm still on holiday until next week so nothing's going to happen for the next few days.

If they vote for devolution everything will be devalued anyway.

Not if he's talking of leaving.

I'd like to sell you a new car, there is a certain haggling procedure that is expected of everybody. Haven't you seen Life of Brian?

He hasn't been at the club for quite a while now.

Apart from the golf, that could be any one of us

And even more risky to be flying through it all.

There's no need for that. You obviously don't know him as we'll as the rest of us. Phil is one of the stalwarts of the forum and has been around even longer than me. You just have to skip over the bits about golf and learn and absorb from all the rest. Why anyone would want to play golf in the desert is beyond me, it's just one big bunker