Whitey Grandad

He did not look at kiddie porn. Even the police investigating him knew that there was nothing in it. He registered his credit card with a website, and then removed it, nothing more.

Careful! What you're saying is 'give us the money or we'll steal it from you anyway, spend some on drugs and turn your daughters into whores' :-)

If you stopped paying them benefits they'd soon start working.

Then you haven't seen my wife. Oh...

Adkins has white hair, bulging eyes and a silly grin. He keeps giggling all the time and talking to himself muttering 'if only I'd listened to them'. He would have been England's most successful manager ever if he hadn't accidentally left the team sheet on the bus on the way to the World Cup finals in Antarctica 2030. I tried asking him about Saints but all he would say was 'those suntzus never really believed in me'. Then it all went a bit blurry. Sorry, that's all I got.

One who has not had a team relegated from the Premiership?

Well, Pap, I tend to agree with you. Has that got you worried?

I blame that on the substitution in injury time.

Yes, either he's the right man or he isn't.

4 draws and a loss in 4 games? I'd hope we could do better than that!

F**cking plebs! Don't they realise that we all like to have a choice of seat, and we always keep one spare in case the queen turns up? Anyway, my motto has always been: 'if you're going to have one, have a big one'.

Why on earth does anybody get worked up about how many seats we've sold? How can it possibly be embarrassing? What do you expect, a sell-out every week? Do me a favour. Every game has empty seats.

Jos really had to stretch to get his toes to that ball. What on earth was he thinking? Just blind panic.

Yes, early days, we need another 3 to 5 games to get a better perspective.

That's what he blew for, not for anything on Schwarzer.

He disallowed it for Lambert climbing, not for anything on the goalkeeper. That's what he was indicating.

This goes back more than one season. Home to Pompey comes to mind.

And my opinion too.

Yes, I was right in line behind it and was quite relieved when I saw that it was going a yard wide. Silly me.

The answer to everything.

Yes, I have seen the future.

No, not yet.

It's been like that for years. Are we worse than any other typical club?

It's all down to panic. Jos in particular is mentally overloaded and this leads to mistakes.

The one that went into the ground about 5 yards from goal and bounced over the bar and into the Chapel.