Whitey Grandad

Where were they when we were shit?

It gets better every time you see it.

No 4, Ampadu. Even better than I remember. What I didn’t appreciate at the time was the way that AA struck the ball. He was leaning slightly to the right and clipped the ball across into the far side. A very difficult shot to read if you’re a goalkeeper.

The one-l lama, he's a priest The two-l llama, he's a beast I will bet a silk pajama There isn't any three-l lllama Ogden Nash

Dislocated shoulder.

Joy who? Never heard of her.

Why is the photo reversed? I know I have trouble posting pictures the right way up but this is the Daily Mail! Ah.

I’ve got that bloody tune stuck in my head. I’m trying to replace it with another. At the moment it’s “Leeds are falling apart. Again”

Can you believe that I haven’t had any celebratory alcohol yet?

I was probably his biggest critic but he is much better playing further forward instead of just in front of the back line.

I saw that when I got home on Sunday. I was quite impressed with his analysis.

They’re already there. Oh, you mean in the beds.

Agreed. And the added exposure should help him find a new club.

I see it as more that we changed our style of play without him. Far less of the obsession with keeping the keeper involved at all costs. This pushes the centre of gravity of the defence upfield slightly and maintains the back four or five as a defensive line rather than an amorphous mob centred on the goalkeeper.

AA? RAC?

How do you drive back to Leeds if you’re keys are locked in the boot?

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Where was that?

Nice photo. You can even see me in it 😉

Yeah, that was bloody annoying. Along with that idiotic camera on strings, and the bloke in front of me with the topknot who kept leaning forward and blocking my view, and the queues for the toilets, and all the stairs. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother 🤬

Tired and emotional?

I’ve had a haircut 😉

I hope somebody pats mine. Just one would be nice.

A brilliantly succinct example of public speaking.

At the medal presentation he called Adam Armstrong back to himself and congratulated him then said something that appeared to me like a promise of something and gave him a thumbs up and nodded as they parted.