Whitey Grandad

We never really gave it a go. Which is the ultimate disappointment.

Ah well. It’s only a game.

They are, but that’s not all that matters.

Or because it doesn’t have any words.

£££££££££

Cults are everywhere.

I've seen it a couple of times but very rarely. I think it's done as a way of letting the onfield referee save face. They pretend that it's his decision and not the VAR.

No need to be so childish.

"Trip or attempt to trip" I haven't seen it.

I would ring them up but I've been driving across Spain, Portugal and back through France. Now for my foie gras

The app could easily list the tickets that you've bought before they are activated.

Eh? I'm using a browser.

Oh FFS! I said there were a lot of problems with these tickets. The links I gave were merely an illustration. I certainly didn't expect any sad fucker to forensically dissect them. If you like, when I get home eventually, I shall post some more links for your homework.

I shall definitely go with a card when I can get one. The club has said that there will be a window for applications. As of yet we don’t know when that will be. As far as I’m concerned the more that ask/demand a physical card the better. Then we can get in to the stadium quickly and efficiently. Other clubs don’t charge for this, Chelsea for example. I had a look around for other examples of this ridiculous process and even I was surprised at how many problems there have been even worldwide. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/4784693/2023/08/18/arsenal-tickets-premier-league/ (Paywall) https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Daily/Weekend-Rap/2022/09/11/College-Football-ticket-access.aspx https://aisa.org/match-tickets-are-going-digital-what-happens-if-you-dont-have-a-smartphone-or-you-want-to-share-your-ticket/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fans-wembley-tickets-chelsea-32208639 https://millwallonline.com/forum/threads/digital-tickets.53091/ These are just a few of many.

Not on my app it doesn’t. It says “your mobile tickets will appear in the app closer to the event date”. I can’t copy and paste the text because the app has blocked that sort of thing. You have to dive into the FAQs to find out more.

For the first home game “by Friday 26th July”. For subsequent games 12 hours before kickoff. You won’t know that anything has gone wrong until it hasn’t gone right. At which point it’s too late to get anything done about it. ”A digital ticket ensures supporters of the most convenient, flexible, and safest way to support the Saints” I can think of better ways. Away supporters won’t have these problems coming to St. Mary’s because they’ll have paper tickets.

Nice try 😊

Can somebody please explain to me why we need a banner?

See my reply to Fabrice. My company, the one that I set up and own, has produced and developed and published apps so we know what can go wrong and what will go wrong.

I don’t work for a high tech IT company, I own one. That’s how I know all the things that can go wrong. When it all works there’s not a problem. But it will not work for everybody and their situations are not hypothetical.

And that is at the root of many of our commercial problems. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

They are in a drawer at my office. I have to have several variants with different operating systems in order to test the apps that my company produces. The club has not yet defined which operating systems are needed for this app or said whether it will work with older versions. They ought to publish the features that it requires.

Doesn’t every club have its own version?

Can you think of any possible way that there could be?

“as uncomplicated as it could be” Do me a favour.