Whitey Grandad

Only that 'pounds' is a plural or a verb, not a noun.

More likely to be 'chits'? But I don't know of any animals that make that sound.

When you say 'good book', are you talking about 'The Good Book'? Do your neighbours edge nervously away from you as halftime approaches?

I was like that in one of our relegation-threatening end-of-season games up at Roker Park. Then we scored and I was a bag of nerves. All of a sudden I thought 'we're one-nil up away from home against one of our rivals. Relax, lie back and enjoy the situation' so I spent the rest of the evening just enjoying being in that position. Chill out man, we're good enough to do this.

Hmm, not very convincing.

Dolphins and zebras to name but two. Examples that is.

It's yer actual Latin. Librae, solidi, denarii. Libra means 'pound' as in 'pound of silver', also, a solidus is the name for the symbol '/' also known as forward-slash. (Technically much easier than the rearward slash, if you know what I mean)

Clicks?

Brilliant! Thank **** for that. Perhaps I can get some sleep tonight. Oh bugger, there's still number 1.

We've already got bleat for #6.

You could try what I do which is to approach it from the other direction. Find a list of animal noises and see if any fit the clues. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animal_sounds http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090505171428AAoxieJ

Is there anybody on there from that lot down there?

I've just spoken to a business supplier of mine who is (was) a regular supporter of theirs. He enjoyed last Saturday, thought we were very good first half but faded in the second when we stopped playing football, but he has given up on this season, is not going to any more games and is only hoping that there will be something left to support next season. He said the talk down his way is of being let into the Conerence on safety grounds, that is concerns about ground safety. I suppose I'd settle for that.

My daughter and I have always assumed that they are discussing who is going to make the tea.

A nice read, something complimentary for a change. A London cab driver yesterday evening (Massed bands of the royal Matines - Mountbatten Festival of Music - absoultely brilliant!) didn't realise that Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Bale were all products of Southampton's academy. To be honest, I don't think he knew where Southampton was exactly.

We've scored 10 goals more than them (76 to 66) so it's not really surprising.

Anything in the FA Cup competition rules to say that you get thrown out of the competition if you don't pay?

Clean sheets from here on in and we're laughing.

Chance of West Ham winning all four 14.4% if you're correct?

What's he doing now?

Please tell me you're going, Pilchards.

We were only a shirt-tug away from Wembley. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Good luck mate. Don't leave without saying goodbye.

Not to mention the volley that Fonte put over the bar on Saturday. Oh I just did.

Look, if a Saints fan says it was comfortable then it must have been really, really comfortable.