Whitey Grandad

Gary Neville. If he's as good as he talks.

He's a good player but ankle, achilles, knee problems over the last couple of seasons doesn't look good. There's a reason he's not playing.

You leave me out of this - I am not qualified or experienced enough to comment. I bow to your superior knowledge. Well, not with my back to you, no offence, like.

Oi! Why not ask me? What I was trying to say was that the most important thing is that whoever we sign is good enough for the Premiership even if thay haven't played in it before. I'm sure that Gastón is for example. BUt I also think that we need a core of players who have been there and done it.

We're already 8 games into a 38 game season and we have 4 points. Now, a couple of wins would change that pretty quickly but we are already a couple of wins behind what's needed and I see nothing about our defence that leads me to believe that we can get organised into a tight-fisted unit that only lets in an average of 0.5 goals per game, let alone a run of clean sheets. I would dearly love to be proved wrong.

Oh good, another crock.

Substitute 'Premiership quality' for Premiership experience' and I agree with you.

I think it's already too late. It will need one hell of a turn around to start picking up enough points to survive. I'm not saying it's impossible, just improbable. To be honest, I'm not really enjoing this season so far.

The television money next season is frightening. I can see us doing a Derby.

Yup.

So.... you're saying stick with Adkins because we're going to need him next year in the Championship?

Er... You can't be offside from a goal kick.

He's very important when defending corners.

But the last couple of months we were wobbling.

Then why is he there?

Yes, not surprised but very saddened. You get fed up saying it after a while.

Yes, it's all been going wrong for some time going back a couple of months into last season. I think we would struggle in the Championship at the moment.

Even if Scotland votes to stay I think the rest of us should vote too. I'm with you.

I must have saved 70 years of my life by using a MacBook. It seems like more.

What is the position of the Shetlands? (Don't, please don't say the obvious)

When the Germans invaded France, three panzer divisions were equipped with Skoda tanks which they got from the occupation of the Sudetenland.

I got a MacBook Air a couple of years ago. Turns on and off quickly, rarely has an update, easy to use.

He scored a great goal away to Northampton. Or was it Bristol Rovers?

Worth every penny just for that goal against Man U.

Well, it was all the keyboard shortcuts, I.e. all the underlined letters in the drop-down menus. I didn't like the ribbon and the way that it's items changed dynamically. As I said, I prefer to use the keyboard shortcuts for the menu, especially on my laptops. I think that made me a 'power user' even though I didn't know it. I don't like the way that I am supposed to buy new versions of everything every couple of years. I have several PCs in my business and it's not my responsibility to fun Microsoft's bloatware empire. I paid hundreds of pounds for these programs and if they're full of bugs then I expect Microsoft to fix them, not expect me to buy a new load with a whole new load of bugs.