Whitey Grandad

I replaced all my tvs earlier this year. In our conservatory I have a 40" Samsung 3D with a PS3 that I bought on my son's advice. As it happens the tv does most of what the PS3 did except play games and discs. You can put a USB memory stick in and record program's but it only has one tuner. I passed the PS3 onto my grandson and now have a Virgin TiVo box which does almost everything too. The tvs are 'only' a few hundred quid.

Do I detect a certain prejudice?

You're probably right, but a minor is not legally able to decide to go willingly.

Did you really think I was serious?

Tweaked, or torn?

To be honest what I expected is what we have. I would probably have hoped for an extra point or so from Wigan. From those four games: nul points.

That's a bit of a feeble argument really. 'Better world', 'unequal society'? What is more equal than everybody paying the same? It will all work at least as well with lower taxes all round. Take a look at Hong Kong. And creating new jobs leads to more taxes.

But he wouldn't be playing against us.

Probably couldn't even spell it, nor know where it is.

But the have nots never end up any havier. They just go from have-nots to have-nothing's.

Sorry, don't see the connection?

I said it wouldn't last.

It won't last. What's going to happen when the money runs out?

On trial for what?

Did you mean knob, by any chance? Just checking, like.

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In their defence, we played them just before the cup final and at the end of the match the stadium announcer wished us all the best for the final. They stopped leaving and gave us some generous applause. Mind you, that might have been because we were playing Arsenal.

That's interesting. I'll start phoning round tomorrow. I've got about 110 square metres to do.

Ah no. All the old familiar faces are leaving us.

Agreed. There was no need for that, a little magnanimity would not have been out of place. I was SO pleased when they were relegated. Is that sad of me?

I've just googled her pictures. To be honest I didn't notice her face.

The problem with those is that every time she turns round the jugs go flying.

Thanks for that. I seem to remember at the time that MLT's testimonial was supposed to be record attendance on account of no segregation.

Vince cable is even worse than Clegg. Nothing but loonie toons from him.

Then you need another tele. What happens when the footie is on?