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I reckon Lambert and Lallana are probably on 30k now, after promotion. So yes I do.

JVTCD: Je voudrais trois cochin d'inde. IMDM: Ich mochte drei meerschweinshen. PEIVC: Pater est in via circumspectat.

Ooh, a new neighbour for me. If I see him I'll ask.

What nationality is your Mum?

Totally agree with this.

Not true, that was Adebayor. Drogba couldn't get a work permit.

I love how high and mighty you lot are about this. So what, I found it entertaining, and you know what, I've done for worse for someone (Tevez) doing far less to me. And I bet most of you lot would as well.

How about Bendtner? Got a bit to prove.

You're an oxymoron.

I will actually agree with you on this.

Teenage pregnancy Warts

You are very, very bad at it.

So hot that Bayern Munich bought him last year based on him joining the club in July 2012.

I had a few on ignore earlier in the Season. Personally, I tend to put people on Ignore who know nothing about football, as this is a football forum and I don't care to have threads filled with misinformed cr@ppy information. It is why I had Turkish on ignore for so long. However, I have now removed this, as I find it entertaining that he threw his toys out the pram, cried off to TUI, and then crawled sheepishly back after realising no-one on there liked him either. I think I only have Verbal on ignore now.

I get your drift. You picked her up, raped her, slit her throat and then dumped her body. Very cool.

Craig David still is if you check his Twitter.

The reason he said that was because I suggested we try for Siggurdson. He thought that was such a ridiculous ask he then pledged 10k to the Saints Trust if we did sign him, and then suggested we go for Moses instead. Vukcevic didn't look that bad, the same with Formica. Playing in a poor tean for a poor manager. He's still youngish, was a very good player when younger out in Portugal, and was his first year in the Premiership. I know a lot of fans who were ****ed off with Kean for not playing him more, and then ultimately falling out with him. Great set piece delivery as well.

We've discussed Sigurddson. 7m and he's on his way according to Hoffenheim. Is this because you don't know who Vukcevic is?

How about Simon Vukcevic?

The way to beat the girly factor is to not buy a Mini. Yes, the SD is less girly, but that's like saying Chlamydia is better than AIDS.

Rumours that Chelsea may well loan out Romeu next season. Would be worth a loan for sure.

Franco Zuculini...

Jack Butland would do for me

Davis should have 1, maybe 2 seasons. We need a 2nd keeper though.