Sheaf Saint

Biggest shock of the night - Chaplow coming on and looking half decent against the European champions.

Oh wow! It looked so hopeless at half time. what a 2nd half performance! where's Alpine gone?

Sloppy from Lambert - put Chaplow in trouble. Escaped thanks to a poor cross but could have been costly.

Four f***ing minutes!

**** my nerves are in pieces!

Lucky it was only Torres! ;-)

Phew!

Gaston played for that and got it. Good lad

That was never a foul. Will be most ****ed if they score from this!

Feck me! what a finish!

Gaston on for Guly

47 seconds actually, according to the commentators

Chaplow coming on? WTF!?

So we get the goal then immediately nearly go and let Oscar walk through our defence.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man!

Guly's delivery really is appalling.

So who do you think we should have bought that would have accepted our offer and immediately fitted into the side? Honest question.

Yet again undone by a ****-poor clearance. Can't argue with the finish but should have been dealt with sooner.

Showing up our weakness out there tonight. Plenty of possession football but very predictable and very little quality in the final third.

Undone by yet another really poor clearance that gave possession away right near our box.

He played away at Liverpool and was obviously so desperate to score against them that he was too selfish when he could have played in others who were in better positions.

Thankfully burgers aren't part of my stable diet anyway

He entered the US using false documents and eluded their border agency, therefore he was an illegal immigrant (not into the UK I grant you, so the thread title is perhaps a little misleading, but not untrue).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9785724/EDL-leader-jailed-for-being-illegal-immigrant-after-entering-US-on-friends-passport.html Oh! The irony! serves the nasty little c*** right!

Well clearly one of us is, because my memory is of a bouncing ball that he had to hit on the half-volley, hence why it wasn't straightforward.