Sheaf Saint

It was actually a handball.

Everton winning 1-0!

I don't know if I can watch any more. I'm definitely going to have to change my underwear after this!!!!

Fox coming on. Uh-oh!

Can't work out why we are sitting so deep all of a sudden. It really is asking for trouble.

Wigan 1-0 up

We're really on the back foot now. Gonna have to ride out a storm to get the three points here.

Lucky. Could have been a penalty.

Ooooh J-Rod. Touch let him down otherwise he would have been in!

I really can't work out how hugging your opponent to stop him getting up and playing the ball is not classed as a foul!

Superb save from Kelv!

This is a really promising start. Come on Saints!

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=191219&part=sports 18 stations showing it apparently, meaning there will be some good quality non-flash based ones.

Cheers for that Pugwash. I'll search for those when I have time.

I believe her mum is from Southampton, but she isn't really a fan. We'll claim that one though I reckon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21973505 Sad news - "Monty you terrible c**t!" I was surprised to read he was 65 when he died. That means he would still have been in his thirties when Withnail & I was made, and he looked a lot older in it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/21967790 Webber and Vettel row has been 'settled'. In other news, Pope admits to being Jewish and pigs to be given formal air traffic control training.

Right, I've had enough of my DVD collection taking up space and looking untidy, so I want to rip them all and store them on my USB drive so I can get rid of the discs. Can anybody recommend a good ripping application that will allow this? I've searched online and can't seem to find any that don't charge an absolute fortune for the licence to rip protected DVDs.

John Inverdale, when not watching or commentating on the the egg-chasing, is a Saints fan. I heard him recounting his memories of the 76 cup final in a radio show once.

Just got this on an email alert... http://www.gigsandtours.com/tour/sigur-ros/?src=gtemail

Lastnight's documentary showed him up for what I have long suspected about him: a devious, conniving s***bag who will say and do anything to perpetuate his cheeky-chappy, lovable buffoon image, while being anything but. Millions of people seem to have been taken in by his apparent charm, but not me. If he ever gets to be PM, I'm emigrating.

Webber: "Seb made his own decisions today, and he'll be protected as usual." Ouch.

Oh wow - another Red Bull 1-2. Didn't see that coming Rosberg is gonna be ****ed!

Dodgy wheel nut problem. It's interesting to see he's clinging on to the back of the front runners though, despite being a lap down.