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Derek would never have put up with this bullsh?t. .

REMPNL 1G is his name, they just spelled it out on a ouija board.

http://www.mosthauntedlive.net/cam1.php What a load of garbage. I've been watching it now for hours and I haven't seen 1 headless corpse, oh wait, footsteps, orbs, moving glasses. I just saw a glass move across the table LIVE

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/011110/flash.php?media=quad.flv

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/011110/flash.php?media=fall.flv

Roger.

Go for a Nokia N86 8MP if they still make them, best phone out there.

Sleeping with that next to me would be strange, wouldn't it turn you into Ted Bundy? Where is the drip tray?

She looks like a Klingon, and her feet are like aircraft carriers. Wierd eyes too, the eyes that say, 'If you cum too early I'm going to stab you in the back with my scissors'.

I am honored, and I accept the position.

That sounds like one serious game of hokey cokey. P.S. I would like to put my name forward as the new medical mod. Do I get my own room?

I don't know why my dog spends so much time licking his asshole; it tastes fukcing disgusting.

I think they signed him up to translate the spanish menus. that's how rich we are

Me too, it's called having a stupid unpractical car. Is this you Ponty: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6af_1263062691

Go to the Falklands and snort some white powder.

Very true, when I was in Portugal and Boa Morte was playing for us, the locals refered to him as Bo A Mort.

Pronounced FONT, according to mongchops.

I've been in there.

Chatting to a palace season ticket last night, he said Fonte was playing right side of midfield and has amazing speed and skill. All palace fans are gutted and shocked at the news and Saints have pulled off a serious signing. Not sure about the position though, we were both drunk and he was a mong.

Go to the pub.

Dolphins are not endandered! Just a point I would like to make before I go for a bath. In 10 years time the Kestrel will be extinct, now that would be far sadder than a rubbish dolphin.

I have eaten dolphin, it is highly overated and flobby. Give me a nice piece of rare Aberdeen Angus anytime.

Done!!

Rag week?