Dog

F**ckin GUS!! She chose GUS!! Gus, SIT!! Crap name.

MK Dons is going to be a right tear up!

~*~ Death Certificate ~*~ Death by Donkey Dìck

Why did he put his walkman in the kettle?

Looking for a ticket if anyone has one going, I know the game is a sell out and tickets are like gold dust, but PM me if you have one spare for sale. Thanks.

Give it time FFS, it isn't going to happen overnight.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80737133/

Anyone who thinks the moon landings are fake are serious losers.

I shall be there, how will I recognise you ?

Can one pay at the turnstile ?

I am looking at going to Tallinn for a weekend break with a couple of mates. Is accommodation easy to find out there ? And what would the cheapest flights be?? What is there to do ? Will I get noshed off in the bogs?

Raj = skintsaint ?

Just arrived in a place called Chidlow, anyone know where I am?

Salzburg ?

Do you deliver? Yes, of course! Ok, I'll have a liver and onion pizza please. Sorry we don't sell liver! You just said you did.

Bloody Police force will make anything up just to get an overtime bonus.

Goooooooaaaaaaaaal

****** !

Raaaamboooo!

Penalty !

I went to that, and I thought they were brilliant, 2nd to the Inspiral Carpets. The rain was bad.

You should've have smashed him in the eye socket with your pint glass after he had said finished his sentence. What cider was it ?

Was Danny Dyer there?