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Like you do. How the hell to you accidentally man handle another blokes wedding tackle by mistake? Where you playing rugby at the time?

A top chef once told me that if you rub a raw onion into your eyes, you will adapt to them and never cry again when peeling or slicing an onion.

I once got 3 pickled onions inside my foreskin, whick I know is good, but 2 off the Hook Norton world record.

Cheers bud.

Salano ?

-o--ie -a-a-e ?

Big job then?

Why dont you just get a fanny tuck?

What does it do ?

Jamie Redknapp is a tosser who makes my blood itch. He doesn't shut up ever. He is so boring, and he always has to have the last word, and he is always right. Rodney Marsh is just a c::nt. Lawrenson wears too much eyeliner.

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Depends how strong you like it?

Yes, it's bloody good too. Makes you turn worzel.

I think this sort of game should be introduced into schools, it helps the kids combat real life and the ones that want to join their youth firm will know what to expect when the sh:t hits the fan.

itv 4 now.

get in there you beauty!

Peach!

Bobby Davro is sat behind donkey Adams. C::ntflaps! Come on Meeelan.

It has nothing to do with the fact that you work in the plant section at B&Q then?

I drive a brand new Porsche 911 GT3 and I'm a thick c::nt.

Skates will take the lead, and lose 1-3.

I am just in the process of making my own cider. Cartons of pure apple juice & brewers sugar = perfect cider.

No.

I hitchhiked to Australia in 1990.

I've just heard by a very reliable source that crouchie aka saint_in_oxon has come up with a rescue package to take full control of the site and become Supermod.