farawaysaint

Damnit Bearsy your stupid act is so good the Spurs fans are convinced you are only now pretending to have been trolling. I always knew you'd kick off world war 3 if you weren't careful. maybe we can direct them to your 50 shades thread?

So to summarise, Pelle is doing well but he comes from Holland and had a patchy record in Italy so he's rubbish?

I don't, our under 18 team is stone last Can they get relegated?

Talking of which it's good to see big Jos flying high in the NPC yet again.

Alternatively if a player thinks being here will hamper his chance of international recognition (see Morgan's explanation for his stroppy) it can only hurt us.

About time.

We came close at points last year as the hipster's club of choice and then those same media outlets revelled in our destruction over the summer.

It is a like for like comparison of results with Koeman obviously being 2015. We have +1 point and +3 gd on last year's results. Seems fairly simple to me?

Robben, Ribery, Ronaldo (if you can call him a winger).

Rehashed rumour I think.

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Just rewatched the game in much better quality. I thought Mane had a stunner.

He's **** hot at the moment which is annoying for three reasons. 1: He's a w***stain. 2: Pelle is on the fringes of the national squad and it would be fantastic if Dani loses his place to Graziano who seems a really nice guy 3: Our reported agreed fee was something like 4million so Inter are getting a hell of a bargain if he keeps this up

He was good, as wasteful in front of goal as ever but very creative and seemed desperate to impress. He is a tremendous douche though so I hope he continues his spotty form for as long as possible and maybe a few more minor injuries.

See Dani scored again today.

Pelle wan't my captain for the first time in 4 weeks or so

Irvine has the Baggies playing good football.

Takes a small dig at certain people at Chelsea (presumably Jose) and has some good things to say about how we fit him as a club. http://www.footballfancast.com/football-news/bertrand-sets-stage-for-permanent-saints-move-with-chelsea-dig

Bah, they all want to buy Clyne & Morgan and occasionally Wanyama. They all seem to believe we'll sell as well.

It'sh a good player.

The old guard of Pepe and Costa who play/ played for huge teams and Neto/ Vezo are seen as the future of Portugal I suppose. Fonte is 30 after all which can't count in his favour.

Injured according to RK.

3 - 1 Spurs

Liverpool probably, Spurs have more depth but we have a relatively similar first 11 I feel and Arsenal yes, just yes. Sanchez, Ozil and Ramsey own our midfield in an attacking sense (though Morgs and Wanyama trump whatever meagre offerings Arsenal have in the DM position). Welbeck looks quite dangerous up front and then they have Giroud and Podolski (who is a very clinical finisher despite his failings) who trump Jay, Pelle and Long. Defensively, our keepers are pretty comparable I think but our back four are probably better than Arsenal's especially the wing-backs (although I'm sure I'm going to get stomped on for saying that). Our rivals are Swansea, Hull, Villa and perhaps Everton for the best of the rest accolade again.

Ryan comes across as an incredibly humble and (dare I say it) nice guy. Really like the way he presents himself as well as being impressed by his footballing talent. http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/9492458/bertrand-off-the-mark