Crab Lungs

I fear a lot of style of substance, lots of goals given away stupidly that will prove our undoing and despite a late rally at the playoffs, a frustrating 10-12th finish. Ugh.

It doesn't get much more small time than that. Utterly embarrassing.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 a proper sign of a Twitter bellend.

Another pretend ITK. He’s missing the 🚨 bit though

Smallbone looks a level above that’s for sure.

Two muppet moments already. Lyanco celebrating a challenge he should win. In a pre season friendly. McCarthy playing rush goalie.

Ahhhhhhh, that’s the Saints I remember.

Bazunu will not improve as time goes on. We can all keep hoping but I really don’t think he’ll get any better. He’ll be forever letting goals slip through his legs, fumbling and not covering his near post. I’d feel a lot more comfortable if we had a Dragowski or Bentley, someone with real presence and experience between the posts.

Bazunu will not improve as time goes on. We can all keep hoping but I really don’t think he’ll get any better. He’ll be forever letting goals slip through his legs, fumbling and not covering his near post. I’d feel a lot more comfortable if we had a Dragowski or Bentley, someone with real presence and experience between the posts.

Edozie just took his first shit after a season of farts.

Some of this football ❤️

What a lovely third goal.

Finally we look like a side who look like they know what they’re doing. Really encouraging early signs but we look really composed and purposeful

This comes from a fanbase who heckled Mane, Pelle and Tadic so don’t take too much notice

Goddamn. We look like we know what we’re doing.

I’m sure he just said Guiness Walker again. 😳 ahhhhh, he’s a Reading player. I should look up at the tv more.

We look dominant.

Did I hear Adam Blackmore say Guiness Walker Peters or something like that 😳😂

#teamRob here. Even if he is a Druid. 😉 Dez is a whopper.

Anyone who says something ‘hits different’. Ughhhhh.

This was the truth. He wasn’t a hellraiser. Think we only offered him two, he wanted three and improved terms

Chez is not for sale. In fact, he’s got to be testimonial worthy.

Edozie is in the all fart no shit stage. Whether he can break the seal and start laying some cable remains to be seen. A lesser toilet might help encourage this. Fingers crossed for this year being the year of the Edozie dump.

Lots of use for the word ‘cook’ today.

Good to see this thread still going strong, will make it easy to root out the outliers. 😂