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Crab Lungs

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  1. Ruben Selles, your football is SHIT
  2. Proper proponent of coward football.
  3. He’s a cunt. Asked at the start of the season whether he was any good as all I’d seen was a lazy, talentless lump. well, whaddya know
  4. Why won’t we die 😬
  5. I’m going to redress my initial thought post Chelsea when I thought these players would do the business for Selles. I am convinced they wanted him as manager and still am. The reasoning? Well, it wasn’t to rise up the leagues like a Phoenix from the flames. It was because he was a nice guy who appeared in control. A lot of these losers are the dissenters of Ralph’s era and probably couldn’t face standing up to someone quite so headstrong. Now we’ve all scratched beneath the surface, it appears they love playing for him. They can hide behind him after every pathetic defeat and he in turn, defends them in some sort of weird two-way loyalty pact. We’ve got all these head boys running around with notes, or just running through treacle (Moi) as we whimper out of the league in surely the most pathetic manner a lot of us have witnessed in our lifetimes. But there’s one thing you can tell about a good manager and a nice one. With a good one, you can see what we actually are doing off the pitch, in training. You can see a style, patterns of play during a game. With this lot, you see nothing. Zilch. Just a group of losers going through the motions and perfectly contented to do so. And that seems to be ok with our leader - the guy we all look to for a rousing, blood and guts Hail Mary to stay in the league. There is a few who are still trying, perhaps to secure a ticket out of here but most have downed tools - yet still serving up empty platitudes, promises and rallying calls. Two things here; actions speak louder than words and more importantly, something with which I carry with me to this day; “When someone shows you who they are, believe them”. I think we can confidently say that Ruben Selles has shown himself utterly incapable of managing at this level and handling this utter bunch of degenerate frauds. Now, can someone please press the big red button and get this over with. Let’s start anew. We all deserve a lot, lot better.
  6. McCarthy KWP DCC Bednarek Perraud Lavia JWP Kamaldeen Alcaraz S Armstrong Che Dont even know why I bothered writing that out it’ll be prob be Mccarthy AMN DCC Bednarek KWP Lavia JWP Moi Alcaraz A Armstrong Theo
  7. One thing I would say about Marschs teams is they at the very least, have a bloody good go… something we would have all wanted.
  8. Can’t we do a Hunger Games style tournament to whittle down some of these fucks before next season? Winner gets a move back to to Premier League.
  9. Can you take any positives from that? Selles: “I’ll have to analyse that” Fuck me.
  10. Franny getting worked up.
  11. Can you take any positives from that? Selles: “I’ll have to analyse that” Fuck me.
  12. Wonder which player does the interviews?
  13. Two must win home games. Two games where play no striker. Sellesball
  14. I can feel another Downfall video coming on…
  15. Franny struggling not to call them cunts live on air.
  16. This won’t be my most eloquent post. It’s been years of shit recruitment (since Koeman left). Those nerdy cunts have a lot to answer for. Running perfectly alongside that came the years of self-congratulatory backslapping about how innovative we are. Tons of posturing about being progressive all the while talking and not actually doing… and many key positions in the club being taken up by these types. Waffling away with catchphrases, slogans and executive speak, pissing around with analysing bullshit metrics. ‘Bold’ . Fuck off with your empty platitudes you gutless bunch of cunts. Youve pissed off thousands of good people with your cunty actions for seasons now. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. just had a thought… there’s that poor fucker in Australia whose gotta wake up to this yet. Went to bed hoping for a Saints win..
  17. I don’t think I can find enough negative words to describe these bunch of utter cunts.
  18. Fuck off, cunt.
  19. Maybe Dychey won’t be going on too many podcasts any time soon professing his genius.
  20. Exactly how I felt.
  21. More boos for VAR than this cunty team and manager?!
  22. Yeah, I get that. Couldn’t go tonight, glad I didn’t. I’m not overtly emotional but honestly, I don’t think I would be able to contain myself and I’m very mild mannered. Trumped at how to reset this utter rotting corpse of a club.
  23. All that hard work to get back up and… it comes to this.
  24. Cunt. Along with most the players and all the recruitment. Fuck off
  25. Lmao, sorry, I meant at SMS
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