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At least they’ll only be 3 sides of the ground telling him his football is sh1t.

Whoops yep, you’re right. For some reason, I typed that out 😂 riddled with a cold atm, so heads all over the place! Cheers 👍🏼

And don’t beat your son. 😂

Nope, it appears I cannot PM you. Basically, I don’t mind getting the tickets for you. When are you in the UK? Only problem I have is that Saturday, I am unable to meet you to hand over the tickets however the club do a printable version of the tickets, which I can send to you once purchased. Would you like me to see what tickets are available and get back to you on prices and location? Also, how many are attending and who would require Adult, children tickets etc? Would be a pleasure to help! Cheers Ben

Hi Martin, I’ll try PM you 👍🏼

I’d be more worried we let the useless nerds in our current recruitment department stay in control. Most of those players above you listed came through our infamous black box berks.

Ah yes, but we are big on carbon neutral, pronouns and trans rights. club is full of absolute sh1t. I’ll get them for you, drop me a PM.

Bazunu, yuk. Alacaraz, awesome. Moi, horrid ‘option’ to have. Delighted with the win, it’s the hope that kills though. Roll on next weeks easy 3 points.

Bloody hell, that was the lineup? That is stinking. We’ve got 5 CMs on the pitch, and two of them as wide men. Ughhhh.

Im sure our brilliant recruitment team will get another free pass to spunk some more cash as usual.

Thanks hun ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈

But you’ll always have a special place in your heart for Rylan I hope. ❤️

My god, I remember that too. Nice hot day if I remember. Managed to get the train up and a lift home, thankfully. Ahhhh, takes me back.

Morbid curiosity now, that’s all.

They’re gonna kill us both. Settled for a Double Cheeseburger, without cheese - the Jordy Clasie of McDonalds choices.

Can’t knock them for the backing, but giving 125m to a bunch of nerds who’ve never kicked a football and had already p1ssed away what little money we had on Hoedt, Vestergaard, Moi etc was criminal. Jokes massively on them and us.

Them and our much fabled recruitment team do not deserve the grace we’ve given them over the past few years. Utter wasters.

Update on this… they’re out of Big Macs. What is wrong with this fucking city?

Ahhh fuck this. I’m gonna go get a Big Mac to cheer me up.

Nope, but they will continue to tell you were are world leading in everything, and dump continuous empty platitudes about being brave and different, over and over again.

100%. Its actually pathetic, in every aspect of the club. Pathetic.

Mega club of *****. Actually annoys me I’ve spent money contributing to this. I bet Dragan is slightly angrier than me though.

Any chance we can have a light show Saturday to make up for it?

“Stick with the team” Ummmmm. Uh oh.

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